Wow - a neighbour got confrontational!
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Not any of my nice neighbours, but the chav scum down the road who insists on parking his car on our private car park despite me pointing out its already full and its private land.
This has become such a recurring problem we'be put up signs saying "private land" and something like "you will be clamped and charged £50". We don't actually have a clamp but its a problem we've been having and not just with him.
Anyway he (the chav scum) see's me and my neighbours putting up the signs and kicks off and is right in my face. Why he didn't at least try to hit me I'll never know.
Thing is, I haven't had someone get that arsey with me in years. I'm still sitting here on a slight adrenalin high because I thought I was about to get punched - and that was an hour ago! Admittedly I have a suspicion he may vandalise my car so I've informed the police to get a reference number in case it kicks off again and then we've got history on him.
Is this normal to feel slightly nervous, slightly excited and to be perfectly honest rather frustated that I didn't act cooler in the face of possible danger and kick his arse PH style?
Its bugger that I'm going to try and go to bed shortly. Everytime I hear a bang or thud from the neighbours above or next door I think its my £700 merc 190 going up in flames.
And before anyone else says it, yes I'd like to nuke his house from orbit. Have to choose the timing right though, one of my nice neighbour's cat like to sleep on the chav's shed roof.
This has become such a recurring problem we'be put up signs saying "private land" and something like "you will be clamped and charged £50". We don't actually have a clamp but its a problem we've been having and not just with him.
Anyway he (the chav scum) see's me and my neighbours putting up the signs and kicks off and is right in my face. Why he didn't at least try to hit me I'll never know.
Thing is, I haven't had someone get that arsey with me in years. I'm still sitting here on a slight adrenalin high because I thought I was about to get punched - and that was an hour ago! Admittedly I have a suspicion he may vandalise my car so I've informed the police to get a reference number in case it kicks off again and then we've got history on him.
Is this normal to feel slightly nervous, slightly excited and to be perfectly honest rather frustated that I didn't act cooler in the face of possible danger and kick his arse PH style?
Its bugger that I'm going to try and go to bed shortly. Everytime I hear a bang or thud from the neighbours above or next door I think its my £700 merc 190 going up in flames.
And before anyone else says it, yes I'd like to nuke his house from orbit. Have to choose the timing right though, one of my nice neighbour's cat like to sleep on the chav's shed roof.
For not standing your ground and being a pussy 0/10
For owning a Merc 190 8/10
For having a private car park 2/10
You'll be haunted for years about bottling it, it will eat away at you and then you'll flip one day and go postal (hopefully at your chavy neighbour with the slutty wife) but until then lie in bed playing with your small limp dick hoping he's not kicking your wheelie bin (ohhhh scary man). Pussy.
Get a backbone and go and f
king punch him in the ear.
ETA Speelung.
Pussy.
For owning a Merc 190 8/10
For having a private car park 2/10
You'll be haunted for years about bottling it, it will eat away at you and then you'll flip one day and go postal (hopefully at your chavy neighbour with the slutty wife) but until then lie in bed playing with your small limp dick hoping he's not kicking your wheelie bin (ohhhh scary man). Pussy.
Get a backbone and go and f
king punch him in the ear.ETA Speelung.
Pussy.
Edited by GTIR on Monday 10th May 22:48
FraserLFA said:
Ewan S said:
Yep that'll definitely get my car vandalised. I ended up being sent to apologise after my neighbour got talked at by him and was told the chav scum was from a family of travellers.
Bloody marvelous.
Appologise for what!? get a backbone chap....Bloody marvelous.
After expressing my initial reaction, i feem i must now go deeper with this story.
Ewan has private Car Park.
Ewan warns people to not use private car park.
Scrote who uses car park without permission gets angry.
Scrote yells (Which is seen as Assault in the eyes of the law)
Ewan s**ts himself.
Appologises for any splashback on scrotes trainers from previous step.
Ewan moans to internet about it
Wow, what would you do in a mugging situation, bend over?
Ewan has private Car Park.
Ewan warns people to not use private car park.
Scrote who uses car park without permission gets angry.
Scrote yells (Which is seen as Assault in the eyes of the law)
Ewan s**ts himself.
Appologises for any splashback on scrotes trainers from previous step.
Ewan moans to internet about it
Wow, what would you do in a mugging situation, bend over?
Ewan S said:
I'm still sitting here on a slight adrenalin high because I thought I was about to get punched - and that was an hour ago!...
...Is this normal to feel slightly nervous, slightly excited and to be perfectly honest rather frustated that I didn't act cooler in the face of possible danger and kick his arse PH style
Adrenal dump. Perfectly natural chemical response to any stressful situation. Your body dumped a s...Is this normal to feel slightly nervous, slightly excited and to be perfectly honest rather frustated that I didn't act cooler in the face of possible danger and kick his arse PH style
tload (probably the proper medical term) of adrenaline into your system in readiness for fight or flight. Neither happened and you've got a bit of a buzz on. Try wking, that might help.Alternatively, knock on the f
ker's door in a couple of hours, wave a hammer in his face and ask him if he wants you to let him live.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff