Oh god, what have you done..

[L1AM]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/modified-escort-mk4-xr3i-pro...

[dudleybloke]

ha ha ha ha ha ha!
i dont know what the owner was smoking but i want some!

[UncleRic]

ebay seller said:

the underneath of car is excellent

Great, I need a mk4 Escort floor pan. How do I bid?

[T0M]

"like i said i have a shed..."

[Chris_w666]

Oh.

I wouldn't give him 8 pounds never mine 800.

[XitUp]

It says unfinished project? I can't see anything I would want to change on that.

[JohnnyJones]

That's the biggest mess I've seen for ages!

[Carfiend]

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

[PHmember]

Deluded eBayer said:

this car will be a real stomach turner when finished but sadly do not have the time anymore,

Ahhh, why don't you have time anymore? Do you have to go to 'big' school?

[Parabola]

eBay said:

the bodykit is a total one-off

Phew- that's a relief

[L1AM]

It looks like he has just stolen the rear half of somebody's BMW and stuck it on the back.
Oh wait a minute...

[pcvman]

my god!!!, try explaining the modifications to the insures ......

[L1AM]

pcvman said:

my god!!!, try explaining the modifications to the insures ......

"Well you see, it's sort of 4 cars spliced together!"
"......I see."

[Monkeylegend]

But think of the possibilities of buying a project at this stage of development,

err.... bankruptcy, suicide, divorce, total ridicule. You could even get yourself sectioned with free food and accommodation for life.

[LukeBird]

At what point would you think, "yeah, that looks good?"




"Innit."

[The Wookie]

XitUp said:

It says unfinished project? I can't see anything I would want to change on that.

Perhaps the car itself?... and fair play at least the bloke has made a start on that part

[10JH]

It looks like the back has been melted on to the rest of it!

[Mr Gear]

Astonishingly, I have seen worse.

[soad]

Recall reading this somewhere last year - must be the same car.

Think it was all white then - no baby blue paint, if memory serves me right

Rear windscreen is still missing too - must be custom made?!

Edited by soad on Tuesday 11th May 10:55

[KrazyIvan]

PHmember said:

Deluded eBayer said:

this car will be a real stomach turner when finished but sadly do not have the time anymore,

Ahhh, why don't you have time anymore? Do you have to go to 'big' school?

Maybe he finaly got a job