Chav Babies
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marctwo

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3,666 posts

290 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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I was unfortunate to end up in A&E the other night with my Son. He is fine now but I was shocked to see so many Chav babies. What looked like a one year old had a dummy in it's mouth which was attached to a big gold chain around it's neck. Another, which could not have been more than about 9 months old, had large gold hoop earrings.

Time to buy shares in Argos?

Mazda Baiter

37,069 posts

218 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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It's worse when you see kids getting pushed home from school in a buggy wearing school uniform with a dummy in their gob.


D1bram

1,518 posts

201 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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It's worrying that chavs are able to breed at 4times the rate of the rest of us.

My logic behind that is that while we adopt a 'can we afford to have kids' attitude, they adopt a 'can we afford not to' approach.

My wife and I are 26 and 29 respectively, and it will probably be another 3-4 years before we start a family; when hopefully we will be in a suitably robust financial position.

Our chav counterpart meanwhile would have began producing offspring around a decade ago, and expected the government to provide a house/food/fags/booze/elizabeth duke tat.

That's a bit tongue in cheek, but it really does worry me that scrounging neer-do-wells seem to be breeding like rabbits, at some point this country will ground to a halt when the balance tips and the vast majority would rather spend their days watching Trisha.

anonymous-user

84 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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marctwo said:
What looked like a one year old had a dummy in it's mouth which was attached to a big gold chain around it's neck.
Was it perhaps a bath plug? They're great for keeping kids quiet. hehe

Don

28,378 posts

314 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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TVR Moneypit said:
For kids like that, there really is very little hope.
TVR Moneypit said:
For kids like that, there really is very little hope.
There's an echo in here...

silverMX

1,277 posts

217 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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Don said:
TVR Moneypit said:
For kids like that, there really is very little hope.
TVR Moneypit said:
For kids like that, there really is very little hope.
There's an echo in here...
Double post to make the point I'd say...

anonymous-user

84 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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silverMX said:
Don said:
TVR Moneypit said:
For kids like that, there really is very little hope.
TVR Moneypit said:
For kids like that, there really is very little hope.
There's an echo in here...
Double post to make the point I'd say...
yes

The double post was both dramatic and had added gravitas.

. . there really is very little hope.

Very sombre indeed.

bazking69

8,620 posts

220 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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Anyone who gives their child a piercing before they are old enough to be able to speak and decide for themselves whether or not they want one deserves to be doused in petrol and set alight in my opinion.

freecar

4,249 posts

217 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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Folks, I suggest you watch a file called "Idiocracy" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/)

Directed by Beavis and Butthead creator Mike Judge, Idiocracy tells the story of what happens to the earth once the disparity of breeding rates between intelligent couples and those of less than average intelligence.

Ewan S

1,295 posts

257 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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freecar said:
Folks, I suggest you watch a file called "Idiocracy" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/)

Directed by Beavis and Butthead creator Mike Judge, Idiocracy tells the story of what happens to the earth once the disparity of breeding rates between intelligent couples and those of less than average intelligence.
Seen it! Absolutely frightening because if you think really long term you can imagine that happening!

VEA

4,792 posts

231 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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freecar said:
Folks, I suggest you watch a file called "Idiocracy" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/)

Directed by Beavis and Butthead creator Mike Judge, Idiocracy tells the story of what happens to the earth once the disparity of breeding rates between intelligent couples and those of less than average intelligence.
As I started reading this thread, I thought "oooh have they seen this".

It is frightening, I think you should have to buy a licence to have children. (once you have been vetted by some sort of official system of course.

ianqv

1,278 posts

243 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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Reading the above..... I'm so pleased that I'm not alone in what I think.

Also, the little chav has a really spazzy name to suit as well!!

wildcat45

8,160 posts

219 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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Time to put a value on things.

Earn free healthcare by paying taxes. If you are genuinely not able to work then stuff should be free. But for genuine cases only.

Chav we has a kid, she should have it taken from her for adoption unless she can prove she can support it without state aid.

If she's under 16 - prossecute her for underage sex - and the bloke. Easy to trace through DNA/PNC

Time for A and E to make decisions for non life threatening injuries.

Worthless chav comes in with a broken hand, pissesd drugged up making a noise. Elderly gent polite and tax paid up comes in with the same injury. It should be back of the queue chav - you;ve not paid for this service. If there's time you will be seen.

Just an idea.

Digga

48,404 posts

313 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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The Specials said:
Ain't you heard of the starving millions
Ain't you heard of conraception
Do you really wanna go with the sterilization
Take control of the population boom
It's in your living room
Keep a generation gap
Try wearing a cap
Old problem, never properly dealt with - just gets worse.

Targarama

14,789 posts

313 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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wildcat45 said:
Time for A and E to make decisions for non life threatening injuries.

Worthless chav comes in with a broken hand, pissesd drugged up making a noise. Elderly gent polite and tax paid up comes in with the same injury. It should be back of the queue chav - you;ve not paid for this service. If there's time you will be seen.

Just an idea.
Won't work. The elderly gent will sit quietly and patiently while the drunk chav will run riot making lots of noise. Better to get him out of the way for everyone's sake. st world where the chavs know the system and how to play it (just like the pikeys). I saw a classic example of this at the job centre recently. Everyone sitting waiting patiently (30 or so, running a bit late, no surprise). Chav comes in, sees the 'queue' and kicks off. The JC security blokes handled him well and he got seen to within 5 minutes. Meanwhile 30 people were sitting, watching, thinking "I want to kill that chav". Like he cared...

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

272 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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bazking69 said:
Anyone who gives their child a piercing before they are old enough to be able to speak and decide for themselves whether or not they want one deserves to be doused in petrol and set alight in my opinion.
While I agree with the sentiment, it's not always a chav thing - the Spanish, for instance, will routinely pierce their daughters' ears as babies. Just different cultural norms.

SGirl

7,924 posts

291 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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TVR Moneypit said:
A very sorry state of affairs that will only end when we stop paying people to breed.
Very true. But at the same time, look how many of those Daily Mail "chavs on £1000000 a year" articles relate to people who have lots of children, and the people in those almost invariably say they're "entitled" to have more children, it's their "right" and nobody can tell them otherwise.

Getting round the massive sense of entitlement the chav classes have is going to be a major problem. They think the world owes them a living. Just how do you get out of that one? Short of starving them to death, I mean. hehe

soad

34,700 posts

206 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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marctwo said:
Another, which could not have been more than about 9 months old, had large gold hoop earrings.

Time to buy shares in Argos?
Seen that many times myself. And they start them young with unhealthy addiction to the McDy's food and the like. Still, keeps them out of my sight...

Edited by soad on Friday 14th May 12:53

Matt_N

9,044 posts

232 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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Babies eating McDonger burgers and the like always annoys me, first solid food was probably a happy meal.


aclivity

4,072 posts

218 months

Friday 14th May 2010
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Digga said:
The Specials said:
Ain't you heard of the starving millions
Ain't you heard of conraception
Do you really wanna go with the sterilization
Take control of the population boom
It's in your living room
Keep a generation gap
Try wearing a cap
Old problem, never properly dealt with - just gets worse.
No, no, that can't be true. This is Pistonheads after all. 13 years ago this was a land of milk and honey, chldren respected their elders and harmony was all around.

Are you trying to suggest that Dammers, Hall et al were complaining whilst living under a Tory government? Shurely shome mishtake.