Westwood advert for News of the World

[Garlick]

He's an odd chap isn't he?

I know big Tim has been talked about before but this advert is rather special....

[North West Tom]

Such a great guy is our Tim

[BrabusMog]

Do you think he'll pimp my ride too, England style?

[Vixpy1]

he once tried to pop a cap in my ass.


Last time i bend down to get the soap i can tell you

[Plotloss]

Vixpy1 said:

he once tried to pop a cap in my ass.


Last time i bend down to get the soap i can tell you

Was it the one he was wearing (incorrectly)?

Tim Westwood, proof if any other was needed, that preachers shouldn't have children.

[Garlick]

Booooom.....



Word.

[Plotloss]

My, the underclass is strong in you tonight.

[Vixpy1]

Plotloss said:

Vixpy1 said:

he once tried to pop a cap in my ass.


Last time i bend down to get the soap i can tell you

Was it the one he was wearing (incorrectly)?

Tim Westwood, proof if any other was needed, that preachers shouldn't have children.

Absolutely, having been to Public school i was quite familiar with the correct procedure for beret insertion, A cap just is not right.

[Garlick]

Plotloss said:

My, the underclass is strong in you tonight.

Exactly as you requested. Am I doing ok?

[Vixpy1]

Garlick said:

Plotloss said:

My, the underclass is strong in you tonight.

Exactly as you requested. Am I doing ok?

He likes it if you cry and wriggle a bit more...

ahem

[Plotloss]

Much like you, I love a bit of caahncil.

[anonymous-user]

FALL BACK SON!

The guy knows what he's doing.....I think he started off as being serious and he has been gently lampooning himself for a while now....I think it's pretty funny....

[Garlick]

Plotloss said:

Much like you, I love a bit of caahncil.

We should go for a drink in West Ken one night, or go deeper into the unknown and head to Slutton?

[Plotloss]

Windsor mate.

Trust me.

It's like a flickering candle of opportunity to poorly spoken women from Maidenhead and Slough.

[Vixpy1]

I'm in.

Speaking of which, we should introduce Paul to the wonders of taybabs, been a while

[BrabusMog]

Have you guys tried Camberley? Or perhaps Kingston? McSlutskeys should be good this time of night.

[Plotloss]

Bracknell could be worth a go as well.

[BrabusMog]

Plotloss said:

Bracknell could be worth a go as well.

Might as well pop into Marrakech in Ascot on the way back home too!

[Garlick]

All noted.

Sounds like a night out needs to be planned...

[Vixpy1]

Plotloss said:

Bracknell could be worth a go as well.

No, just no