Weirdest car classified ever?

[chocolatemonk]

I was browsing Ebay and found this, at 1st glance the car is not everyone's cup of tea, but it's when you start to read the narrative you have to worry about this persons sanity

(btw. It is not my car and this thread is in no way written to encourage views on a sale)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RED-MERCEDES-450SL-450-SL-V8...

[Mafioso]

Are they advertising the car or themself!? Bizarre...

[carreauchompeur]

"The Mental" squared.

[gsfrontera]

There is a telephone number on the advert, someone ring it, I double dare ya, im too scared!

[chocolatemonk]

Much to scared to call

[MX7]

Box of frogs mad.

"Shall I fill out all the details about the tax, MOT, how many owners, or should I put a video of me playing the piano?"

It's criminal what they did to that car. Those wheels and colours would make Bobby Ewing very angry.

[h4muf]

Madder than a bunch of frogs!!

Looks a shed too...

[TheD]

Wow.....My mind got lost in that drivel. How could you cope with that in face to face sale.

[Gold]

gsfrontera said:

There is a telephone number on the advert, someone ring it, I double dare ya, im too scared!

And record it at the same time.

[vxrandy]

Bonkers, just bonkers

[Speedracer329]

Blimey, very strong drugs at work shirley?

[chocolatemonk]

Imagine if you wanted an old 'SL with a '70s stationwagon themed paintjob, won it , then had to arrange collection etc....whoa..

[nammynake]

That is physically painful to read. I wonder if the seller actually speaks like that ?

[twazzock]

?


What on fking earth is going on here

[Niiick]

I would phone, but fear I might suffer at the hands of an old man wearing a purple velvet jacket, decorated with a sprinkling of dandruff.
He would kill me with lashings of dusty mahogany......things... and unconvincing pallid fake plants.

I just knows it.

Edited by Niiick on Sunday 16th May 20:21

[Number 5]

She seems like someone that would own lot's of cats!

[parapaul]

My brain hurts after reading that - and I didn't even finish it!

How is it possible to create such a long listing for a car for sale, without actually saying ANYTHING about the car?

To be fair though, I didn't watch a single one of the 700 embedded Youtube piano videos - perhaps there was hidden information there?

FFS

[TheEnd]

i saw that advert about a year ago, if not longer, complete with the music vid.

[chocolatemonk]

TheEnd said:

i saw that advert about a year ago, if not longer, complete with the music vid.

Surprised it has not sold

[Beyond Rational]

Is 'she' a cross dressing stroke victim?