My ex wifes wedding dress ..

[sneijder]

.. not mine but this chaps :

http://myexwifesweddingdress.com/about/



Wife moves out, says you can keep the wedding dress and do what you want with it. So he does.

It's just starting to get going, should be amusing in the following weeks.

[Jasandjules]

Am I the only one a little disturbed that he's gone to the trouble of producing a whole website about it?

[SmoothRB]

He's got a few issues.

[KrazyIvan]

She does not want it, so whats the point of doing anything as clearly she dont give a toss. He should sell it on ebay and blow the money on booze and hookers. Or sell it and invite her best freind away on a dirty weekend sending her (the ex) the used condoms and pics

[dundarach]

KrazyIvan said:

She does not want it, so whats the point of doing anything as clearly she dont give a toss. He should sell it on ebay and blow the money on booze and hookers. Or sell it and invite her best freind away on a dirty weekend sending her (the ex) the used condoms and pics

yep he's a silly bugger with large issues...no wonder she left

[yazza54]

Sadact

[Fer]

More issues than a troll!

[EDLT]

Jasandjules said:

Am I the only one a little disturbed that he's gone to the trouble of producing a whole website about it?

He's just pushing a book. Its a bit of a stupid idea if he hasn't got divorced yet.

[ShadownINja]

dundarach said:

KrazyIvan said:

She does not want it, so whats the point of doing anything as clearly she dont give a toss. He should sell it on ebay and blow the money on booze and hookers. Or sell it and invite her best freind away on a dirty weekend sending her (the ex) the used condoms and pics

yep he's a silly bugger with large issues...no wonder she left

Yep. I just wore my ex-wife's whenever I sat in front of the digital piano, set it to "church organ" and played "Here Comes The Bride" while crying out her name. Bit like this but with more wailing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmBkZflwViA

[Fer]

You played very well...

[Rusty Arches]

He's acting like a woman.

[Cock Womble 7]

Wish I'd kept my first wife's wedding dress. I could have gone into the marquee business...

[sneijder]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Wish I'd kept my first wife's wedding dress. I could have gone into the marquee business...

... and come up with a less confusing name than 'Top Marques Marquees'. http://www.topmarquesuk.com/

[Hugo a Gogo]

he should move on

draw a veil over the whole thing

[zax]

Hugo a Gogo said:

he should move on

draw a veil over the whole thing

I like your train of thought...

[Cock Womble 7]

zax said:

Hugo a Gogo said:

he should move on

draw a veil over the whole thing

I like your train of thought...

Aisle ignore these puns.

[Hugo a Gogo]

that's probably for the best, man

[Cock Womble 7]

Take your silly puns to another page, boy.

[Cara van Man]

CW7, grooming again.

[Jgtv]

Anyone else think this is going to be funnier if he ends up selling the book and if he hasn't divorced the wife yet her getting half the profits?

Serve him right for coming up with some crappy uses,

1. Blanket
2. Doormat
3. Dish Rag

really really original ideas there buddy.