Innuendo. Can PH fit any more in my email?

[Swarley]

Ok I am just sending a message to my friend to tell her I have fixed her canoe.

So to brighten up a boring Wednesday I thought I could have some fun.

Any other ideas?

Subject: A message regarding your crack.

Bonjour --------
Just a quick message to say that I filled your hole yesterday.

[Cara van Man]

something about "it'll stop you getting wet"?

[Jasandjules]

I hope you are fully satisfied with my abilities in filling your hole?

[soad]

Airtight fit?

[Justayellowbadge]

Just waiting now for my sticky solution to dry.

[Swarley]

Jasandjules said:

I hope you are fully satisfied with my abilities in filling your hole?

That's defiantly going in!

[Cara van Man]

yuor need to rub down her lumps

[Stevenj214]

It's now stiff again

[rolty]

Something about making her watertight

[DrTre]

Can I spunk all over your wabs?

[wombat172a]

I must confess though, it really was a terrible gash, however as requested and made the best of the situation as any aspiring DIYer should.

[Timsta]

her spam filter's gonna block it.

[Stevenj214]

A quick jizz of my special lubricant and it will glide effortlessly in and out again.

[Jgtv]

I hope you have been more than satisfied with my hole filling capabilities, If so please tell your friends, As you may not be aware I have managed to fit a bigger filling in your crack than the average man would, Providing years of usage with out you or your crack getting as wet as it did.


PS I will require full payment asap. (anal sex and photos)

[4hero]

She will no longer be dripping wet.

Although, what would you prefer?

[Neil H]

You totally smothered your special white paste over the hole on the underside of her vessel and then gave it a very vigorous buffing.

[Cock Womble 7]

I've fixed your boat, can I fk you up the arse by way of payment?


Too subtle?

[Silent1]

From now on your crack will remain completely dry on the inside meaning entry may require a little amount of lube to stop chafing

[schmalex]

I've stuffed your hole. It should stop dripping now.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Before I filled your hole I went around it taking great care making sure the edges all recieved attention, hopefully when we are thrusting along you won't get too wet.