Stag party ideas... what to do to the stag??

[chubbsr1]

i'm wanting to get some ideas of what we can do to the stag on his do in a couple of weeks...

the last stag party we did, we chained a gimp to the stag for the night, which was piss funny, but it's been done now, so i'm wanting to do something different...

a midget to hire for the night was an option, but it's £400 for the night, which is a bit steep, i was thinking novelty clothing for him to wear, but i'm stuck with ideas....

if anyone has any ideas, or things that they've done on previous stag parties, then let me know. doesn't really matter how sick or twisted it is... he's a bit game for it, and he's expecting something ridiculous at some point in the night to happen...

i'm sure some of you would have some good ideas, or things you've seen.

cheers.

[bazking69]

Get the local dwarf tossing team down your local boozer with their velcro boiler suits and velcro wall.

[chubbsr1]

unfortunately there isn't a local team in leeds... I wish there was...

[edo]

I'm so glad you weren't my best man!

[Blown2CV]

Encase him in concrete with only a straw to breathe through. You can feed him shots and baby food through the straw. Or you could arrange to have him tortured.

[madbadger]

We went canoeing.

The only concession to 'doing something to the stag' was him wearing a nuns outfit. Some people seemed to think he was a real Nun.





Stag is the one in front.

[Cock Womble 7]

This will be moved to The Lounge.

[schmalex]

How about.....

























Nothing!!!!

Or is letting the doomed man enjoy a night on the beer with his mates so last decade

[working class]

fk him

Edited by working class on Wednesday 19th May 14:51

[Silent1]

Why not participate in a bit of gang rape?
It seems all the rage nowadays, downside is one of you might catch the gay.

[Tyre Smoke]

schmalex said:

How about.....

























Nothing!!!!

Or is letting the doomed man enjoy a night on the beer with his mates so last decade

This. Why has this chav culture of spray painting the groom pink, getting him drunk/drugged/both naked on a plane to Auckland become the thing to do?

Why not just go for a pub crawl and then a curry? Or the other way round?

[Greg_D]

get him 'kidnapped' by muslim extremists.

set up a muslim flag and general paraphenalia in someone's garage and film a jihad video.

That should shit him up a bit

i was going to do this to my mate but was stopped by the others in the party as it was deemed a bit too far, girls...

Greg

[Pkh72]

edo said:

I'm so glad you weren't my best man!

+1

[Galsia]

Tyre Smoke said:

schmalex said:

How about.....



Nothing!!!!

Or is letting the doomed man enjoy a night on the beer with his mates so last decade

This. Why has this chav culture of spray painting the groom pink, getting him drunk/drugged/both naked on a plane to Auckland become the thing to do?

Why not just go for a pub crawl and then a curry? Or the other way round?

Its not really a chav culture thing, its a bloke thing. If its done well its really funny and something the groom and his mates can laugh about when they're in the pub years later.

I can go on a pub crawl and a curry any weekend I wish. A stag do is supposed to be special...

[anonymous-user]

Oh and while you are at it, you could all get some Hackett polo shirts and have them adorned with 'funny' names on the back!

[Original Poster]

Pkh72 said:

edo said:

I'm so glad you weren't my best man!

+1

+2!

Greg_D said:

get him 'kidnapped' by muslim extremists.

set up a muslim flag and general paraphenalia in someone's garage and film a jihad video.

That should shit him up a bit

i was going to do this to my mate but was stopped by the others in the party as it was deemed a bit too far, girls...

Greg

Now THAT is brilliant!

[chubbsr1]

I like the idea of the muslim extremist video, we were thinking of doing a kidnapping on him the following week when he wasn't expecting it, then taking him to a gay sauna and leaving him in there to get friendly with his new mates....

[chubbsr1]

Gang Rape.... well they reckon that 9 out of 10 people enjoy it....

[ShadownINja]

Something that'll help him remember his stag do for years to come: double orchidectomy. You could even do it yourself if you want to save a few quid:
http://www.urologymatch.com/Orchiectomy.htm

chubbsr1 said:

Gang Rape.... well they reckon that 9 out of 10 people enjoy it....

Greg_D said:

get him 'kidnapped' by muslim extremists.

set up a muslim flag and general paraphenalia in someone's garage and film a jihad video.

That should shit him up a bit

i was going to do this to my mate but was stopped by the others in the party as it was deemed a bit too far, girls...

Greg

[blindswelledrat]

I hear these stories about sellotaping the stag to a gimp for the weekend and never really understood it.
Firstly- why is that funny?
Secondly- if my mates said "Look at this gimp- we are going to sellotape you to him for the weekend" my reply would be "No. You aren't. I don't want to do that, or be your friends any more because you think st things are funny"