Peculiarly shaped penis to be 2012 olympic mascot

[pilchardthecat]

what the fk?


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/ar...

[DarrenL]

Its the one eyed monster....

[DarrenL]

That had actually wound me up.

WHY would they (whoever they are) choose such a dreadful mascot?

Why not a British Lion Mascot? why not something which screams the Olympics are being held in London, and we are proud to hold such a high profile event...even if it was rammed down our throats by Red Ken?

[Brink]

What an utter joke.


They just had to make it politically correct. Now they have, what?, an autistic womble?

[Oily Nails]

I was thinking Bottle opener.......

...but then I saw this image of the Official 2012 merchandise......










I feel the close proximity of a Mod Boot...but dammit IT REALLY DOES LOOK like a ......shaped bottle opener

[Spiritual_Beggar]

Brink said:

What an utter joke.


They just had to make it politically correct. Now they have, what?, an autistic womble?

No, I think DarrenL was right the first time...


it actually is a One-eyed monster.

Let me guess.........


It's called Gordon? (or Winky)

[grumbledoak]

Marvellous! A goatse icon and a willy as a mascot.

We just need the slogan to be "Cock up" and we're there.

[glazbagun]

I think it looks quite cool.

[voyds9]

Got to get a T-shirt with the mascot and symbol on.

Best place to pick them up would probably be a sex shop

[Muntu]

The "female" one with the front bottom appears to have the tellytubby equivalent of of galloping thrush / syphilis

[Uncle Fester]

Fabulous use of public money.

So it’s supposed to be called Wenlock.

It’s bound to become known as MenCock.

If Giant MenCock was chasing me then I would break Olympic records too.

Why are these two Orange and Blue?

If Clegg had married Winky instead of CMD then would Mandeville have been a one eyed red cripple?

My alternative suggestion is a black hole. It’s symbolic of the investment value of the Olympics.

[grumbledoak]

And Blue Waffle, too?

[Pesty]

What an embarrassment.

Which tt gave that the OK.

[Ewan S]

What a load of bks! How did that marketing meeting go?:

"No, we can't have Lions as they're from Africa and we once had most of Africa in slavery. We also can't use the British Bulldog as a logo as its racist against those in our communities who aren't British. How about a pair of one eyed graffiti'ed turnips instead?"

[Pesty]

Those two things are going to be everywhere. Animated adverts, computer generated pop ups on the screen between events.


Is it too late to cancel these fking stupid games we can't afford ?

[FasterFreddy]

Pesty said:

What an embarrassment.

Which tt gave that the OK.

This one:



Crap mascots to match the crap logo. Let's hope the event goes a bit better...

[HOGEPH]

As Al Murray's Pub Landlord says, "The 2012 Olympics, it's going to be a bit st"

[FasterFreddy]

Hmmmmm, well I quite like the Olympic mascots...



But I also quite like The Residents...



So which ones are better? There's only one way to find out..... FIGHT!

[cs02rm0]

This is a joke, right?

[Pesty]

B3ta is on it


there should be some good one along soon