Things that make you go WTF?
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Ever had one of those days where something weird happened that made you sit back and wonder WTF?
Mine was last night, been out to see the family, got back to my flat, making a cup of tea. I heard a bang on my bedroom window, thought it was a dumb seagull flying into it again. But strangely enough it happened again a minute later, then again. So I go to look, and there's egg all over it. Seeing as I've not done anything to piss anyone off, I blame it on drunk neds and carry on making the tea. Then there's a knock at the door, I open it and there's nobody there. However, an empty egg box is nailed to the door, with "stay away from my missus or else!" scrawled onto it. For most of the day I've been wondering whats going on, I've not been near any attached women, and out of the flatmates I have one is always stoned, one is constantly on COD, and another studies medicine so is never there. Ah well, if the angry fella returns I'll be waiting, I know for a fact I haven't touched his missus, whoever she may be, but there's plenty of flourbombs knocking around should he come back.
So, what else has happened to you guys recently that just makes you confused and think WTF?
Mine was last night, been out to see the family, got back to my flat, making a cup of tea. I heard a bang on my bedroom window, thought it was a dumb seagull flying into it again. But strangely enough it happened again a minute later, then again. So I go to look, and there's egg all over it. Seeing as I've not done anything to piss anyone off, I blame it on drunk neds and carry on making the tea. Then there's a knock at the door, I open it and there's nobody there. However, an empty egg box is nailed to the door, with "stay away from my missus or else!" scrawled onto it. For most of the day I've been wondering whats going on, I've not been near any attached women, and out of the flatmates I have one is always stoned, one is constantly on COD, and another studies medicine so is never there. Ah well, if the angry fella returns I'll be waiting, I know for a fact I haven't touched his missus, whoever she may be, but there's plenty of flourbombs knocking around should he come back.
So, what else has happened to you guys recently that just makes you confused and think WTF?
dpbird90 said:
and out of the flatmates I have one is always stoned, one is constantly on COD, and another studies medicine or so im lead to believe but is secretly dating a girl who already has a boyfriend.
So, what else has happened to you guys recently that just makes you confused and think WTF?
edited to explain what may be happening!!So, what else has happened to you guys recently that just makes you confused and think WTF?
Fairly odd, it must be said. I'd just leave a note on your door making clear that you haven't been banging anyone's missus. Ask for some compensation for the mess. And her address.
Amused by the, albeit predictable, macho responses. Guys, if your OH is screwing someone else, your problem is with her. The poor bugger might not even know you exist.
Amused by the, albeit predictable, macho responses. Guys, if your OH is screwing someone else, your problem is with her. The poor bugger might not even know you exist.
Symbolica said:
Original Poster said:
I am amazed nobody has wrote that they found out their GF had been cheating, on the way to beat the bloke up they found a box of eggs!
Actually I'd do the same thing if someone poached my girlfrienddpbird90 said:
Ever had one of those days where something weird happened that made you sit back and wonder WTF?
Mine was last night, been out to see the family, got back to my flat, making a cup of tea. I heard a bang on my bedroom window, thought it was a dumb seagull flying into it again. But strangely enough it happened again a minute later, then again. So I go to look, and there's egg all over it. Seeing as I've not done anything to piss anyone off, I blame it on drunk neds and carry on making the tea. Then there's a knock at the door, I open it and there's nobody there. However, an empty egg box is nailed to the door, with "stay away from my missus or else!" scrawled onto it. For most of the day I've been wondering whats going on, I've not been near any attached women, and out of the flatmates I have one is always stoned, one is constantly on COD, and another studies medicine so is never there. Ah well, if the angry fella returns I'll be waiting, I know for a fact I haven't touched his missus, whoever she may be, but there's plenty of flourbombs knocking around should he come back.
So, what else has happened to you guys recently that just makes you confused and think WTF?
Making tea so Milk, Eggs & Flour. All you need to make pancakes Mine was last night, been out to see the family, got back to my flat, making a cup of tea. I heard a bang on my bedroom window, thought it was a dumb seagull flying into it again. But strangely enough it happened again a minute later, then again. So I go to look, and there's egg all over it. Seeing as I've not done anything to piss anyone off, I blame it on drunk neds and carry on making the tea. Then there's a knock at the door, I open it and there's nobody there. However, an empty egg box is nailed to the door, with "stay away from my missus or else!" scrawled onto it. For most of the day I've been wondering whats going on, I've not been near any attached women, and out of the flatmates I have one is always stoned, one is constantly on COD, and another studies medicine so is never there. Ah well, if the angry fella returns I'll be waiting, I know for a fact I haven't touched his missus, whoever she may be, but there's plenty of flourbombs knocking around should he come back.
So, what else has happened to you guys recently that just makes you confused and think WTF?
Possibly let the police know and get a reference number incase this guy comes back again.
If you do manage get hold of him, get us some pics of the girl
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