Stood behind a bloke with a leek today

[mybrainhurts]

At the Shell garage while waiting to pay for diesel.

Glanced down and noticed the guy in front of me had a fresh leek in his belt.

Took a second look and saw that he was a Welsh sheep shagger, woolly waistcoat, the lot.

Must admit, I felt slightly uneasy.

Can't they leave them in the car, locked up, while buying sweeties?

What if I'd had my kids with me and they tried to grab it?

Then what would have happened?

[Bill]

mybrainhurts said:

Then what would have happened?

The inevitable