Cat owners are bonkers

[Cock Womble 7]

Well, they just are, aren't they? I mean - cats. As pets. Bonkers.

Honestly.

[KrazyIvan]

You dont "own" a cat, you simply share a house with it

Edited by KrazyIvan on Monday 24th May 12:31

[Robb F]

I like cats

[Silent1]

They don't love you, you become their bh.

[Robb F]

Yeah but they're funny. I also like fish, does this say anything about my personality?

[elster]

Robb F said:

Yeah but they're funny. I also like fish, does this say anything about my personality?

Yeah you like the decorations to be seen and not heard.

[Gaspode]

Silent1 said:

They don't love you, you become their bh.

Exactly. If one cannot deal with that, then one shouldn't apply for the priviledge of becoming a cat's carer.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

[elster]

doogz said:

I have a cat. She keeps the mice out of my house. Does this make me bonkers?

More or less bonkers than someone who drives a 7 every day?

More, definitely.

Option 2 is a person who is sane and clear thinking.

[MarkwG]

KrazyIvan said:

You dont "own" a cat, you simply share a house with it

Edited by KrazyIvan on Monday 24th May 12:31

yep - no such thing as a "cat owner" - & some don't like sharing, either...

[Neil H]

[GreigM]

KrazyIvan said:

You dont "own" a cat, you simply share a house with it

this tired old st again...if you don't own it then why get so upset when I tt it with a shovel?

[kit_kat]

My O/H got me 2 kittens the other week, they are mental but also very loving (at the moment)!

[anonymous-user]

GreigM said:

KrazyIvan said:

You dont "own" a cat, you simply share a house with it

this tired old st again...if you don't own it then why get so upset when I tt it with a shovel?

given you dont "own" your wife/girlfriend/partner, i'll have that shovel once you are done....

[GreigM]

pablo said:

GreigM said:

KrazyIvan said:

You dont "own" a cat, you simply share a house with it

this tired old st again...if you don't own it then why get so upset when I tt it with a shovel?

given you dont "own" your wife/girlfriend/partner, i'll have that shovel once you are done....

fair play, but having opposable thumbs she may also come armed....try your worst...

and if she was to be found having a st in your porch I'd hand you the shovel...

Edited by GreigM on Monday 24th May 13:11

[anonymous-user]

i like cats.

[Roo]

KrazyIvan said:

You dont "own" a cat, you simply share a house with it

Edited by KrazyIvan on Monday 24th May 12:31

We've got three of the blighters.

[Cock Womble 7]

DangerousMike said:

i like cats.

Then, ergo, you are bonkers. Quod erat demonstrandum.

[Speed_Demon]

Dogs have masters, cats have servants...

[Penny-lope]

Speed_Demon said:

Dogs have masters, cats have servants slaves...

[sadako]

When a dog does something for you, it is because you are the pack leader and it is does it out of some kind of misplaced instinct. If it didn't like you it has nowhere to go so has little choice but to put up with you.

When a cat does something for you, it is because it likes you and wants to be with you. If it didn't like you it would leave and get food and attetion from somewhere else. As an added bonus they kill spiders