Amazing miniature Elephant born

[GTIR]

(It is alive and did survive)

New breed of Elephant bred in Russia for a massive pet market there and abroad.
I think its disgraceful that they are messing around with nature.

Where next, miniature horses!

I think' so all jerks on knob earth may upset people plants elephants tigers shark.

[anonymous-user]

Wait till it grows to about 15 feet high - that'll show those cocky sods that they're not as clever as they think they are

Edited by anonymous-user on Monday 24th May 14:08

[911motorsport]

want

[sadako]

GTIR said:

Where next, miniature horses!

Or "Ponies" as they are more commonly known...

[humpbackmaniac]

911motorsport said:

want

He He I thought that!

[JakeS]

Any ideas on how they were bred? Gentically changed or just breeding the smallest elephants together to produce smaller off-spring and repeating.

If it is the latter then we have been doing it for years with horses, cats and dogs.

[omgus]

sadako said:

GTIR said:

Where next, miniature horses!

Or "Ponies" as they are more commonly known...

Damn, just what i was going to say.

[Nolar Dog]

Trunk down. Unlucky. Do not want.

[rhinochopig]

Wonder if you can teach it to smoke cigarettes.

[Dupont666]

I guess it makes this cheaper for plasticpig:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[tonyvid]

Dupont666 said:

I guess it makes this cheaper for plasticpig:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

It might be a tiny 'phantie but it's doing ok in the dong department!

[WorAl]

GTIR said:

I think' so all jerks on knob earth may upset people plants elephants tigers shark.

What the hell does that sentence mean? did your fingers just start typing words with rage?

sadako said:

GTIR said:

Where next, miniature horses!

Or "Ponies" as they are more commonly known...

BINGO!!

[fathomfive]

Father Ted said:

This one is small. Those are far away

[bob1179]

It looks like it would go well with a large portion of chips and some mushy peas.

[PHmember]

Just waiting for the 'How can I stop my neighbour's miniature Elephant from sleeping on my MX5 roof' thread.











(The answer, for all the 'why can't my miniature Elephant sleep & crap where it pleases drama queens' is obviously: Blunderbuss.)

[Don]

GTIR said:

New breed of Elephant bred in Russia for a massive pet market there and abroad.
I think its disgraceful that they are messing around with nature.

Where next, miniature horses!

Errrm. The human race has been selectively breeding plant and animal species for particular characteristics for millenia. Every time you sit down to a chicken dinner or cut into a loaf of bread you are tasting the product of that. Faster horses, sheep with finer wool, wolves that could cohabit with humans became dogs to assist with hunting.

Is there a difference? Not sure there is...

[Atomic Gibbon]

Hmm, I should think "cute", but it looks kind of creepy.
I can imagine how they did it though, cross bred a small elephant with Eddie Jordan.

[Penny-lope]

It looks like a squid.....horrible thing!

[AndrewW-G]

And here's a fully grown one

[tegwin]

Christ... that elephant has 5 legs!!