How mentally dodgy do you have to be

[whitevanman88]

to write this on your FB account, for all and sundry (inc your boss) to see:

"The Queen Speech has up's the retirement age to nearly 70...lol, sorry but im not working a day over my 50th Birthday, Ill just screw the system for every penny I can, and make up some illness to get incapacity....iv paid my taxes....May 10th 2024 will be the last day I ever work..!!"

Keep that attitude up and tomorrow will be last day you ever work, at least in my shop, sunshine.

He's paid his taxes. Yes. And I pay over 4 times more tax than him. I don't expect to quit work whenever it suits me. Bloody dimwits.

[FreeLitres]

Wait, someone said something stupid on Facebook?!

Call the Police!!

[Jasandjules]

I think you've got to be a bit more dodgy to suggest you'll fake an illness so that you get Incapacity Benefit when you reach 50 so you don't have to work?

[Nolar Dog]

What a Twaddle

[T89 Callan]

Sounds like a man with a plan!

[OnTheOverrun]

There's a website somewhere that allows you to send an e-mail at a certain date in the future. Set it to send a copy of that page to the benefits agency about six months after the date in 2024. . . . . .

[Rocksteadyeddie]

Nolar Dog said:

What a Twaddle

Most excellent use of the word twaddle

[Nolar Dog]

Rocksteadyeddie said:

Nolar Dog said:

What a Twaddle

Most excellent use of the word twaddle

I thank you.

[eltax91]

OnTheOverrun said:

There's a website somewhere that allows you to send an e-mail at a certain date in the future. Set it to send a copy of that page to the benefits agency about six months after the date in 2024. . . . . .

[Cotty]

whitevanman88 said:

I don't expect to quit work whenever it suits me.

I do, although I will be financing it myself.

[Engineer1]

If the guy has no ambition, a "funny I plan to have sold up and retired before then" post as a comment may make him realise how dumb he has been.

[ZOLLAR]

OnTheOverrun said:

There's a website somewhere that allows you to send an e-mail at a certain date in the future. Set it to send a copy of that page to the benefits agency about six months after the date in 2024. . . . . .

Don't suppose you have a link or name for said website? im intrigued!.

[ukwill]

On May 9th 2024 I'm going to blow the whole world up. And possibly a piece of the moon. So there.

[MikeO996]

ZOLLAR said:

OnTheOverrun said:

There's a website somewhere that allows you to send an e-mail at a certain date in the future. Set it to send a copy of that page to the benefits agency about six months after the date in 2024. . . . . .

Don't suppose you have a link or name for said website? im intrigued!.

Will we still have email in 2024? Or a benefits agency for that matter?

[andyroo]

What a genius. He should be our prime minister, nay, he should rule the world.

Oh no, actually, burn him at the stake. That'll learn 'im

[Or888t]

MikeO996 said:

ZOLLAR said:

OnTheOverrun said:

There's a website somewhere that allows you to send an e-mail at a certain date in the future. Set it to send a copy of that page to the benefits agency about six months after the date in 2024. . . . . .

Don't suppose you have a link or name for said website? im intrigued!.

Will we still have email in 2024? Or a benefits agency for that matter?

haha yes there is great idea, i forgot about that.
future me irrc
yep
http://www.futureme.org/

[ShadownINja]

whitevanman88 said:

May 10th 2024

I don't expect to quit work whenever it suits me.

Just wondering... was he likely to be still working for you in 2024?

[tuscaneer]

whitevanman88 said:

to write this on your FB account, for all and sundry (inc your boss) to see:

"The Queen Speech has up's the retirement age to nearly 70...lol, sorry but im not working a day over my 50th Birthday, Ill just screw the system for every penny I can, and make up some illness to get incapacity....iv paid my taxes....May 10th 2024 will be the last day I ever work..!!"

Keep that attitude up and tomorrow will be last day you ever work, at least in my shop, sunshine.

He's paid his taxes. Yes. And I pay over 4 times more tax than him. I don't expect to quit work whenever it suits me. Bloody dimwits.

hopefully cameron will start coming down on this sort of bullst like a ton of bricks as part of his 6 billion savings plan.nothing offends me more than made up disability claims and serial dolites who refuse to work