Who let CVM out of his caravan?

[Ayahuasca]

It's happening again I tell you...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/77675...

[escargot]

More likely to be Cock Womble. He is a trucker after all....

[soad]

That's bad

[Justayellowbadge]

While I appreciate the gallows humour round here, suggesting even in jest that CVM or CW were responsible is really not on.

Far more likely to be Ewan.

[ArtVandelay]

Justayellowbadge said:

While I appreciate the gallows humour round here, suggesting even in jest that CVM or CW were responsible is really not on.

Far more likely to be Ewan.

Were they regulars at the gym?

[43034]

How did they make a living....

[Ewan S]

ArtVandelay said:

Justayellowbadge said:

While I appreciate the gallows humour round here, suggesting even in jest that CVM or CW were responsible is really not on.

Far more likely to be Ewan.

Were they regulars at the gym?

Had a brainwave on that one the other day and realised that 1 woman was not enough - as a result I ended up getting on very well with a pair of stunning eastern european blonde twins (female ones obviously!)

But no it wasn't me. I was round Rach's house peering through the windows at the time. Turns out that was the week she was in florida...

[Cock Womble 7]

escargot said:

More likely to be Cock Womble. He is a trucker after all....

This is indeed true, but Bradford? Why that's in "the North" isn't it?

[Mazda Baiter]

Cock Womble 7 said:

escargot said:

More likely to be Cock Womble. He is a trucker after all....

This is indeed true, but Bradford? Why that's in "the North" isn't it?

CW, do you need an alibi? Was that the night I saw you in the pub? You know, when you saw me in the pub?

(Truckers unite)

:does complicated (northants chapter specific) truckers handshake:

[Cock Womble 7]

Mazda Baiter said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

escargot said:

More likely to be Cock Womble. He is a trucker after all....

This is indeed true, but Bradford? Why that's in "the North" isn't it?

CW, do you need an alibi? Was that the night I saw you in the pub? You know, when you saw me in the pub?

(Truckers unite)

:does complicated (northants chapter specific) truckers handshake:

Ah yes, that night I saw you in the pub when I was in the pub. Yes, that was it. Thank you, brother Baiter, see you at the Lodge next week.

[Ayahuasca]

CVM is being very quiet. Too quiet.

Maybe he needs to build up his wifi privileges with 'Big Dave'.

[Cara van Man]

Sorry chaps. Was being interviewed.

[Cock Womble 7]

Cara van Man said:

Sorry chaps. Was being interviewed.

They can only hold you for 72 hours, you know.

[anonymous-user]

said:

Susan Rushworth, Shelley Armitage and Suzanne Blamires..

Basically, the police need to protect all he prostitutes with first names starting with S and there wont be any more killings! I should be in CSI...

[sleep envy]

Cara van Man said:

Sorry chaps. Was being interviewed.

bit old for you aren't they, stroker?

[spikeyhead]

Justayellowbadge said:

While I appreciate the gallows humour round here, suggesting even in jest that CVM or CW were responsible is really not on.

Far more likely to be Ewan.

No chance, it's more than 400m from his house, he'd never travel that far!

[Jasandjules]

Justayellowbadge said:

While I appreciate the gallows humour round here, suggesting even in jest that CVM or CW were responsible is really not on, they were women not men.....

EFA?

[Justayellowbadge]

spikeyhead said:

Justayellowbadge said:

While I appreciate the gallows humour round here, suggesting even in jest that CVM or CW were responsible is really not on.

Far more likely to be Ewan.

No chance, it's more than 400m from his house, he'd never travel that far!

Incall.

[V8mate]

Cara van Man said:

Sorry chaps. Was being interviewed.

You gave them the alibi and you're clear now though, right?

[GTIR]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Cara van Man said:

Sorry chaps. Was being interviewed.

They can only hold you for 72 hours, you know.

Ewwww!

Why so long?