Sweet smell in the hedgerow

[Coco H]

Something smells amazingly fabulous and sweet and intoxicating in the hedgerows right now but I have no idea what. They are all full of white flowers of one kind or another. Any ideas?

[Cock Womble 7]

Coco H said:

Something smells amazingly fabulous and sweet and intoxicating in the hedgerows right now but I have no idea what.

Sorry about that. Want a toke on this, man?

[anonymous-user]

Honeysuckle probably - it attracts the birds.

[Muzzlehatch]

Probably a used condom

[central]

Meadowsweet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filipendula_ulmaria

[Rusty Arches]

Dead cat

[Topbuzz]

porn mags pulled out of hedgerows always have a funny smell.

[Arese]

Garlic? Love it.

[Size Nine Elm]

Sweet smell in the hedgerow?

Don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.

[Wacky Racer]

Size Nine Elm said:

Sweet smell in the hedgerow?

Don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.

Beat me to it........

[Asterix]

Wacky Racer said:

Size Nine Elm said:

Sweet smell in the hedgerow?

Don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.

Beat me to it........

Damn, me too!

[DrTre]

Topbuzz said:

porn mags pulled out of hedgerows always have a funny smell.

Arese said:

Garlic? Love it.

Didn't know he moonlighted...still, it's all "meeja" innit?

[soad]

Coco H said:

Something smells amazingly fabulous and sweet and intoxicating in the hedgerows right now but I have no idea what. They are all full of white flowers of one kind or another. Any ideas?

[fathomfive]

Topbuzz said:

porn mags pulled out of hedgerows always have a funny smell.

Scratch'n'Sniff?

[anonymous-user]

So where did you say this hedge row was....

[ellroy]

If your near Bradford you may want to ring the old bill...

[erolb]

ellroy said:

If your near Bradford you may want to ring the old bill...

That one had me chuckling. Well done Sir!

[Reload]

Muzzlehatch said:

Probably a used condom

[Coco H]

It might be this plant which I can't find on the net:

thin long stalks, with lots of tiny stalks poking out at a right angle - each of these has a tiny heart shaped leaf on the end. On the top of the long stalk is a cluter of tiny white flowers

[sneijder]

If it's near a pub and it smells a bit like sugar puffs, walk away.