You know you spend too much time on PH, when....

[Arese]

Every time I open our understairs cupboard, I notice my wife's Gilet hung up there which has 'Joules' printed on the back (it's a brand).

I always see it as Jasandjules.

I think I need to abstain for a while.

Edited by Arese on Thursday 27th May 17:05

[parakitaMol.]

What a complete weirdo.

[Arese]

parakitaMol. said:

What a complete weirdo.

I know.

Ever start a thread and wish you hadn't?

[parakitaMol.]

No. I'm monumentally proud of all my work.

[Stupidlikeafox]

Every time I see a Morgan Aero 8 I have a pathological need to go to a strip club, get drunk, and then sleep with the most inappropriate girl in the office.

[Landlord]

Stupidlikeafox said:

Every time I see a Morgan Aero 8 I have a pathological need to go to a strip club, get drunk, and then sleep with the most inappropriate girl in the office.

... and post an overly long write-up of it, full of tired cliches and a predictable ending?

[theboss]

Stupidlikeafox said:

Every time I see a Morgan Aero 8 I have a pathological need to go to a strip club, get drunk, and then sleep with the most inappropriate girl in the office.

Blowing at least two and a half grand in the process

I know I'll have spent too long on PH when my contract gets terminated. But then again at an average of 14 posts a month for the last 5 and a bit years I'm not exactly taking the piss.

Edited by theboss on Thursday 27th May 17:30

[Justayellowbadge]

Arese said:

Every time I open our understairs cupboard, I notice my wife's Gilet hung up there which has 'Joules' printed on the back (it's a brand).

1 - PKM is right. You aren't.

2 - If it's there EVERY time you open the cupboard, she obviously never wears it. I presume this is symptomatic, and she spends an inordinate amount of your money on clothes/shoes/jewellry that she never wears, merely hoards. It's a mental illness that will only get worse, untill all the money has gone and she leaves you for someone that will continue enabling her mentalness. I'd advise dumping the bh now, better all round.

[james_tigerwoods]

Arese said:

Ever start a thread and wish you hadn't?

Yes. Several times a week....

[carmadgaz]

When you get all the in-jokes before they become tired cliches

[Glocko]

I can't look at a kettle without feeling the urge to ........

[parakitaMol.]

carmadgaz said:

When you get all the in-jokes before they become tired cliches

You are deluded. There is no such moment.

[The Hypno-Toad]

carmadgaz said:

When you get all the in-jokes before they become tired cliches

You rang?

[ZOLLAR]

The Hypno-Toad said:

sorry OT but your screen name made me is it from futurama?

[The Hypno-Toad]

ZOLLAR said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

sorry OT but your screen name made me is it from futurama?

Indeed. Because Everybody Loves The Hypno Toad.

[AndrewW-G]

Whilst not as bad as the OP, I did refer to a camel as a shadow a couple of weeks ago!

[essexplumber]

I knew I had spent too much time on PH when my spelling improved.

[ZOLLAR]

The Hypno-Toad said:

ZOLLAR said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

sorry OT but your screen name made me is it from futurama?

Indeed. Because Everybody Loves The Hypno Toad.

brilliant! put a smile on my face!

[sherman]

When you book a room for BTAP and there is still space left in the Haymarket allocation.

[james_tigerwoods]

The Hypno-Toad said:

ZOLLAR said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

sorry OT but your screen name made me is it from futurama?

Indeed. Because Everybody Loves The Hypno Toad.