You know you spend too much time on PH, when....

You know you spend too much time on PH, when....

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Arese

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21,019 posts

188 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Every time I open our understairs cupboard, I notice my wife's Gilet hung up there which has 'Joules' printed on the back (it's a brand).

I always see it as Jasandjules. paperbag

I think I need to abstain for a while.

Edited by Arese on Thursday 27th May 17:05

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

252 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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What a complete weirdo.

Arese

Original Poster:

21,019 posts

188 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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parakitaMol. said:
What a complete weirdo.
I know.

Ever start a thread and wish you hadn't?

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

252 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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No. I'm monumentally proud of all my work.

Stupidlikeafox

794 posts

179 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Every time I see a Morgan Aero 8 I have a pathological need to go to a strip club, get drunk, and then sleep with the most inappropriate girl in the office.

wink

Landlord

12,689 posts

258 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Stupidlikeafox said:
Every time I see a Morgan Aero 8 I have a pathological need to go to a strip club, get drunk, and then sleep with the most inappropriate girl in the office.

wink
... and post an overly long write-up of it, full of tired cliches and a predictable ending?

theboss

6,919 posts

220 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Stupidlikeafox said:
Every time I see a Morgan Aero 8 I have a pathological need to go to a strip club, get drunk, and then sleep with the most inappropriate girl in the office.

wink
Blowing at least two and a half grand in the process biggrin

I know I'll have spent too long on PH when my contract gets terminated. But then again at an average of 14 posts a month for the last 5 and a bit years I'm not exactly taking the piss.

Edited by theboss on Thursday 27th May 17:30

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Arese said:
Every time I open our understairs cupboard, I notice my wife's Gilet hung up there which has 'Joules' printed on the back (it's a brand).
1 - PKM is right. You aren't.

2 - If it's there EVERY time you open the cupboard, she obviously never wears it. I presume this is symptomatic, and she spends an inordinate amount of your money on clothes/shoes/jewellry that she never wears, merely hoards. It's a mental illness that will only get worse, untill all the money has gone and she leaves you for someone that will continue enabling her mentalness. I'd advise dumping the bh now, better all round.

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

198 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Arese said:
Ever start a thread and wish you hadn't?
Yes. Several times a week....

carmadgaz

3,201 posts

184 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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When you get all the in-jokes before they become tired cliches

Glocko

1,813 posts

250 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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I can't look at a kettle without feeling the urge to ........
hehe

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

252 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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carmadgaz said:
When you get all the in-jokes before they become tired cliches
You are deluded. There is no such moment.

The Hypno-Toad

12,287 posts

206 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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carmadgaz said:
When you get all the in-jokes before they become tired cliches
You rang?



ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

174 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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The Hypno-Toad said:
sorry OT but your screen name made me hehe is it from futurama?

The Hypno-Toad

12,287 posts

206 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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ZOLLAR said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
sorry OT but your screen name made me hehe is it from futurama?
Indeed. Because Everybody Loves The Hypno Toad. hehe

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

218 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Whilst not as bad as the OP, I did refer to a camel as a shadow a couple of weeks ago! paperbag

essexplumber

7,751 posts

174 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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I knew I had spent too much time on PH when my spelling improved.

ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

174 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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The Hypno-Toad said:
ZOLLAR said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
sorry OT but your screen name made me hehe is it from futurama?
Indeed. Because Everybody Loves The Hypno Toad. hehe
brilliant! thumbup put a smile on my face! biggrin

sherman

13,356 posts

216 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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When you book a room for BTAP and there is still space left in the Haymarket allocation.

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

198 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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The Hypno-Toad said:
ZOLLAR said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
sorry OT but your screen name made me hehe is it from futurama?
Indeed. Because Everybody Loves The Hypno Toad. hehe