A friend is going on a date...

[ShadownINja]

... and he's also been invited to join said date with her and her friends at the cinema in the evening after the daytime date to see... Sex And The City 2. hahahahahahahahahaha.

[g4ry13]

A friend of mine was offered NSA sex by an attractive lady and turned her down.

[Stedman]

I know i'm going to regret this... but,

Kim Cattrall

ULTRA-MILF!

[pejay]

Ha!

Now that's dedication to the cause!

[ShadownINja]

pejay said:

Ha!

Now that's dedication to the cause!

I expect they will be bhing about men in the film. Then afterwards, the discussion should be interesting as they compare notes.

[g4ry13]

I suspect your friend will tell them to stop moaning like a bunch of women and grow a pair.

[ShadownINja]

g4ry13 said:

I suspect your friend will tell them to stop moaning like a bunch of women and grow a pair.

Doubt it. He can barely do his own shoelaces up.

[g4ry13]

Maybe he owns velcro shoes?

[ShadownINja]

g4ry13 said:

Maybe he owns velcro shoes?

And has a velcro shoe coach.

[g4ry13]

But does the coach know how to do up the shoes himself?

[ShadownINja]

I guess you'll have to check out the state of his shoes.

[Steamer]

Stedman said:

I know i'm going to regret this... but,

Kim Cattrall

ULTRA-MILF!

...even the horsey face one if she says please.

[g4ry13]

Steamer said:

Stedman said:

I know i'm going to regret this... but,

Kim Cattrall

ULTRA-MILF!

...even the horsey face one if she says please.

God no, only the brunette.

[Nolar Dog]

ShadownINja said:

g4ry13 said:

I suspect your friend will tell them to stop moaning like a bunch of women and grow a pair.

Doubt it. He can barely do his own shoelaces up.

Is he called Ewan by any chance?

[ShadownINja]

Nolar Dog said:

ShadownINja said:

g4ry13 said:

I suspect your friend will tell them to stop moaning like a bunch of women and grow a pair.

Doubt it. He can barely do his own shoelaces up.

Is he called Ewan by any chance?

Not this time but I think my friend just got himself a new nickname.

[g4ry13]

Nolar Dog said:

ShadownINja said:

g4ry13 said:

I suspect your friend will tell them to stop moaning like a bunch of women and grow a pair.

Doubt it. He can barely do his own shoelaces up.

Is he called Ewan by any chance?

Not in yet afaik

[theironduke]

ShadownINja said:

I guess you'll have to check out the state of his shoes.

Lets hope he has some decent "clicky click shoes and not the spakker sort

[ShadownINja]

theironduke said:

ShadownINja said:

I guess you'll have to check out the state of his shoes.

Lets hope he has some decent "clicky click shoes and not the spakker sort

He probably goes about mumbling that he could afford them if he wanted to.

[g4ry13]

Maybe he's got a pair of these?

[Swarley]

g4ry13 said:

Maybe he's got a pair of these?

Wow! self tying shoelaces!

I will never forget the look of total suicidal depression on the girl's face selling them in Hamleys.

Edited by Swarley on Thursday 27th May 19:21