America speaking out

[hairykrishna]

Found www.americaspeakingout.com today. Seems it's a largely Republican 'ideas to improve America' message board. With no moderation. I think 4chan have been making their presence felt...

My favourites;

"we should make english the official language of the US and stop spending tax dollars on translations for mexicans! if english is good enough for baby jesus, its good enough for americans."

"I went into a church today, and the images I came across were very inaccurate. It is the general historical consensus that Jesus is a velociraptor, not a reject from Woodstock. Please fix this pressing issue."

[soad]

Liking those two - off to have a good read.

Thanks for sharing the link, wasn't aware of this.

[sadako]

hairykrishna said:

Found www.americaspeakingout.com today. Seems it's a largely Republican 'ideas to improve America' message board. With no moderation. I think 4chan have been making their presence felt...

My favourites;

"we should make english the official language of the US and stop spending tax dollars on translations for mexicans! if english is good enough for baby jesus, its good enough for americans."

"I went into a church today, and the images I came across were very inaccurate. It is the general historical consensus that Jesus is a velociraptor, not a reject from Woodstock. Please fix this pressing issue."

Raptor Jesus is one of their memes/codewords, it sounds likely.

[hairykrishna]

Pedobear gets a few mentions too.

[Original Poster]

hairykrishna said:

Pedobear gets a few mentions too.

Excellent!

[dreamz]

dreamz said:

Aramaic as the Official Language of the US. We do this to respect two facts: this is a Christian Nation and Jesus spoke Aramaic, therefore, that should be our language as well. Anyone who refuses to speak the language of our Lord should be deported back to where they came from. This includes the Native Americans

[dreamz]

[quote]constitutional amendment to make women not speak out on church topics like it says in leviticus

Ban Twilight. Jesus knows vampires have fangs and don't sparkle. You can't lie to Jesus.

PEDOPHILES ARE AN EVER GROWING TO OUR CHILDREN, SO I WAS THINKING THAT WE SHOULD CAPTURE ALL PEDOPHILES AND PUT THEM IN CAMPS WITH FREE-ROAMING BEARS. PEDO-BEARS IF YOU WILL. IT WOULD SEND A STRONG MESSAGE TO PEOPLE: DON'T BE A PEDOPHILE.
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