Roof cleaning

[Puddenchucker]

Was visited today by gentlemen, who may be of the nomadic lifestyle, offering to "Clean the roof of the house. Make it look like new."

WTF?

Well I suppose it makes a change from offering to tarmac the drive.

[HOGEPH]

Maybe he'll tarmac your roof next time?

[perdu]

HOGEPH said:

Maybe he'll tarmac your roof next time?

ah well

see

we had HIM round last week

"Why dont you want me to do that then sor? (PH stereotyping alert)"

"It will be a lovely colour afterwards, sor"

wandered of disgruntled when I walked him back across the road (tiny cul-de-sac) to look at next door's roof which has been "done"

"Ah well sor, I see what yes mean"

bye