Injury lawyers 4u

[Atomic Gibbon]

Is that a syrup?

[GTIR]

Atomic Gibbon said:

Is that a syrup?

?

Might be a hair piece though.

[It's a me]

Do you have to pay?

[Atomic Gibbon]

i'd not pay for a hair piece that bad, lol

[Jasandjules]

It's a me said:

Do you have to pay?

Yes, your soul.

Can't believe I had to edit that - I really should be watching the Quali and not typing at the same time.

Edited by Jasandjules on Saturday 29th May 11:26

[Flintstone]

Bloody ambiwlans chasers

It seems that when you seek quotes for your motor renewal and declare an accident the site/broker then pass on your details to these leeches. I've been pestered by these b@stards over the last weeks and one of them finally let slip how he got my details.

Leech: "May I speak to Mr Flintstone?"
Me: "Speaking"
Leech: "My name's Archie from Accident Claims Spongers Inc. Just a courtesy call, we dealt with you on your claim and I'm phoning to talk to you about claiming for any injuries you received".
Me: "I don't remember dealing with you"
Leech: "Ah, well. Yes. Ummmm, when you apply for a quote the company send us your details. Now, about your injuries"
Me: "I see. On what basis do you want to deal with me?"
Leech: "Well, we'd take you on as a client and you might be entitled to as much as four figures in compensation"
Me: "So as your client the first thing you've done is lie to me"
Leech: "When?"
Me: "Just now when you told me you dealt with my claim. You said you'd dealt with my claim when you knew damn well you hadn't. You just admitted this is a cold call"
Leech: "Ummmmm......."
Me: "What was your name again?"


Click! Brrrrrrr................





W@nkers.

Edited by Flintstone on Saturday 29th May 12:41

[Fabric 2.2]

Isn't that the one with the guy who does Captain Price's voice from Call Of Duty?

[wildcat45]

Its the adverd with DS Don Beach on it. He played a corrupt copper on the Bill? Nuff said.

[supra legend]

Fabric 2.2 said:

Isn't that the one with the guy who does Captain Price's voice from Call Of Duty?

Is that true?

[soad]

Flintstone said:

It seems that when you seek quotes for your motor renewal and declare an accident the site/broker then pass on your details to these leeches.

Makes perfect sense now.

A bit like the police used to pass one's details to them victim support people.

[BarnatosGhost]

But they're 'real lawyers' and I for one find that reassuring.

I tried to buy a paper from a mythical newsagent the other day - most disconcerting.

[grumbledoak]

I think I prefer the concept of imaginary lawyers, myself.

[FasterFreddy]

Injury Lawyers 4u spokesperson said:

We're real lawyers

He's not though. He's an actor.

If he said "they're real lawyers, but I'm an out of work actor" I might take them more seriously.

Also, I really don't think the text-speak "4U" does them any favours.

In summary: "Shysters 4u" more like.

[Fabric 2.2]

supra legend said:

Fabric 2.2 said:

Isn't that the one with the guy who does Captain Price's voice from Call Of Duty?

Is that true?

Yep

[Jonny671]

Is this the one with the nice looking building?

Looks like the Gerkin to me..