Big dogs are bloody dangerous!!!!
Big dogs are bloody dangerous!!!!
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scorcher

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4,129 posts

264 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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Was about 3 mins into my afternoon walk with my 11 1/2 stone Rottie/Mastiff cross yesterday.We were walking down the footpath that runs between peoples back gardens, and the dog was about 20 feet behind me, sniffing and lumbering along like he normally does.
I could hear some dogs barking over the other side of the fence as my dog passed by, and then heard the latch of a gate opening.The gate opened just as my dog passed and four small dogs came running out giving it a load of mouth and started chasing mine.He bolted, and ran straight into me at god knows what speed and took my legs straight out from underneath me.I went down like a sack of st,with my leg in agony.
Managed to get up about 40 seconds later and all the dogs had regrouped and come back up the footpath.Got a bit of a 'sorry' from the teenager who was taking the dogs out and I limped back home to get cleaned up.
Today my thigh feels like someone has hit it with a baseball bat ( it was my dogs head that hit it ) and my knee is a bit swollen and every so often sends a sharp pain up through my leg. Going to see if I can get out on my bike in a minute because I don't fancy spending my time in all weekend.
Sometimes I wish I had bought a Jack Russell.Thats the second time he's brought me down on the deck!

Scott330ci

18,296 posts

231 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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2nd time this weekend

Edited by Scott330ci on Sunday 30th May 12:47

supra legend

626 posts

198 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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Sorry laugh Our old Akita did that to me a few times, Kicking a ball about in the back garden then BAM on the deck, 12 stone furball then licking my face to get up and play

Jasandjules

72,631 posts

259 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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It happens a lot.

A few people in the village have been knocked flying by the local Rottie, he just seems to not have a clue how to stop or swerve!

One of ours plays with a retriever and they tend to bowl into us/one of the other dogs - they just spend so much time looking at each other whilst they run along....

I guess next time if you can get a video camera you'll get £250 from You've Been Framed...

Mojocvh

16,837 posts

292 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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Reminds me of the time I was romping in the house with my lab, Sirus.
Usual plaful rough stuff me nipping him and swatting his front paws away to increasing sounds until we look each other in the eye and start all over again.

Cue Mrs Mo walking in and wanting to know what the bloody noise was I turn my head as does Sirius and BAM.....these buggers don't half have a heavy hard, head, cue one black eye and headache.

Oh yeah he didn't notice a thing either...hehe

13th

3,169 posts

243 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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LOL @ Mojocvh and OP

I haven't had the problem with my two but their predecessor would return to me at full pelt if he was spooked, sadly he had dodgy brakes and wiped me off my feet more than once, luckily with no damage apart from to my pride. It is very difficult to look dignified flat on the floor with a large doberman still trying to cimb into your arms!! Trust me on that one hehe

Mrs Grumpy

863 posts

219 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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Why is it that dogs always want to play where you are standing too?

My current dog broke my finger by spooking when he was on a long line. He hit the end at a bit of speed and took my finger with him. He weighs 16 kgs.

BruceV8

3,325 posts

277 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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I'm convalescing at home after an operation on my hip, and I've lost count of the times that Dennis (the Menace), my 8 month old Ridgeback, has bumped into the affected leg. Imagine, if you will, something thats very very sore indeed. Well, its more sore than one of those.

Plus his tail is bloody lethal. Its like a mechanical whip sweeping the room. biggrin

soad

34,703 posts

206 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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Christ, reminds me when we had a yorkshire terrier as the family dog years ago. Walking it down the street when bloody thing saw a cat (minding its own business) and decided to attack it - cat had none of it, and clawed it to bits. Terrier was whining, trying to get away, got all tangled up in the lead. A few scratches to show for it in the end...

Edited by soad on Sunday 30th May 13:30

sjg

7,682 posts

295 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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About as dangerous as their owners that can't control them?

soad

34,703 posts

206 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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sjg said:
About as dangerous as their owners that can't control them?
You could say that - lesson learned for sure hehe

pugwash4x4

7,682 posts

251 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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sjg said:
About as dangerous as their owners that can't control them?
oh god don't start all that again banghead

13th

3,169 posts

243 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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pugwash4x4 said:
sjg said:
About as dangerous as their owners that can't control them?
oh god don't start all that again banghead
Tee Hee hehe

Stedman

7,475 posts

222 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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Sorry to say it,

but....

You'll piss yourself when you think about this and he's gone! I had many a moment like this.

Infact my dad sent me a txt this morning, "Just in the woods talking to a guy marshalling a half marathon. While we weren't looking, Baxter nicked his egg and bacon sandwich. LITTLE st! i dragged what i could out of his mouth and he was trying to swallow as fast as he could!"

rofl

Mastiff

2,515 posts

271 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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This little sod.....



has sent me flying more than once.

Runs like a horse, trot, canter and gallop!

soad

34,703 posts

206 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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Stedman said:
Infact my dad sent me a txt this morning, "Just in the woods talking to a guy marshalling a half marathon. While we weren't looking, Baxter nicked his egg and bacon sandwich. LITTLE st! i dragged what i could out of his mouth and he was trying to swallow as fast as he could!"
They all do that! Greedy little fkers...ours nicked four-pack of pork pies once (amongst many others things) - redecorated kitchen/house - so no fridge for a couple days. hehe

Stedman

7,475 posts

222 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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soad said:
Stedman said:
Infact my dad sent me a txt this morning, "Just in the woods talking to a guy marshalling a half marathon. While we weren't looking, Baxter nicked his egg and bacon sandwich. LITTLE st! i dragged what i could out of his mouth and he was trying to swallow as fast as he could!"
They all do that! Greedy little fkers...ours nicked four-pack of pork pies once (amongst many others things) - redecorated kitchen/house - so no fridge for a couple days. hehe
My last lab (who resembled a Great Dane!) was allergic to near enough everything.

Didn't stop him eating 2 bags of bread mix. st EVERYWHERE. MOUNTAINS OF st. We ended up cutting up the carpet to get rid of the general grottiness! Good times biggrin

cazzer

8,883 posts

278 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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We got our two from the RSPCA. Decided to get two big ones as we have the space and they're hard to rehome.
Ali/Askita cross and a Neo Mastif.

We'd had em two days when the mastif ran into my Mrs cos she has the turning circle of a supertanker (the dog not the wife).

One broken arm later......

Cupid Stunt

528 posts

200 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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Your dog is a fking ponce

Condi

20,480 posts

201 months

Sunday 30th May 2010
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Someone reported "abuse" to school after I came in head to toe in bruises one day. Had just got a new greyhound from the rescue home and thought it would like a run. It did, but I couldnt keep up! Got dragged down the drive on the end of the bloody dog lead. He is a cracking animal though, wouldnt swop him for the world.