SKY -- ADOPT A JAGUAR FOR £3 A MONTH

[mybrainhurts]

If I adopt one of these Sky Jaguars for £3 a month, how often do I get to drive it...?

Sounds like a bit of a bargain, what...?

[Marf]

[mybrainhurts]

IIIIIIII Thankyeeew...

[Marf]

He's here all week folks, try the veal.

[mybrainhurts]

[essexplumber]

Sorry, have I missed something? A share of a jag for 3 quid a month.

[Rocksteadyeddie]

Don't forget your waitresses!

[mybrainhurts]

essexplumber said:

Sorry, have I missed something? A share of a jag for 3 quid a month.

...amazing, in't it?

[Brink]

staggering

[essexplumber]

Can someone tell me whats going before my spleen explodes?

[mybrainhurts]

It's on Sky....

[essexplumber]

Ok just put "sky, adopt a jag" in my search engine, and I feel quite stupid now.

[eldar]

How much to adopt a Fiat 500? I could stretch to £1.50.

[CDP]

eldar said:

How much to adopt a Fiat 500? I could stretch to £1.50.

Not quite.

But you could probably get a Panda or even a Fox.

[eldar]

CDP said:

eldar said:

How much to adopt a Fiat 500? I could stretch to £1.50.

Not quite.

But you could probably get a Panda or even a Fox.

A Panda would be good. I've got some bamboo growing in my garden, so I could mix it 50/50 with petrol and save a fortune.

[MGZRod]

CDP said:

eldar said:

How much to adopt a Fiat 500? I could stretch to £1.50.

Not quite.

But you could probably get a Panda or even a Fox.

What about a Cougar? or a Cobra? Mustang?

[CDP]

eldar said:

CDP said:

eldar said:

How much to adopt a Fiat 500? I could stretch to £1.50.

Not quite.

But you could probably get a Panda or even a Fox.

A Panda would be good. I've got some bamboo growing in my garden, so I could mix it 50/50 with petrol and save a fortune.

An adult panda will get through about 45lbs of Bamboo a day.

Petrol is probably cheaper.

[eldar]

CDP said:

eldar said:

CDP said:

eldar said:

How much to adopt a Fiat 500? I could stretch to £1.50.

Not quite.

But you could probably get a Panda or even a Fox.

A Panda would be good. I've got some bamboo growing in my garden, so I could mix it 50/50 with petrol and save a fortune.

An adult panda will get through about 45lbs of Bamboo a day.

Petrol is probably cheaper.

Bugger. My bamboo would keep a Panda going for all of 10 minutes. A Sky Panda, diesel, with aircon it will have to be. Beats walking.

[Mr Trophy]

Go on MBH, I dare you

[W00DY]

You can adopt mine for £3 a month and i'll send you a letter 4 times a year with a photo of it looking rustier each time, in the hope you'll send me more money to help fuel it. You can also visit it whenever you want (as long as you wash it), Deal?