Shin Kicking - WTF!!

[Jimbeaux]

I was watching a program on old British "country fair" type traditions/activities and this insanity came up. My shins hurt just watching it. I think I would rather take a Juicy Couture Spiked heel to the jewels instead of this!

http://misterdavid.typepad.com/traditional_sports/...

Edited by Jimbeaux on Tuesday 1st June 02:50

[Stu R]

You think that's bad, you should try Ro sham bo, it's nuts.
literally

[Jimbeaux]

Stu R said:

You think that's bad, you should try Ro sham bo, it's nuts.
literally

Pure insanity!

[mybrainhurts]

Not forgetting Dwile Flonking...

[Jimbeaux]

mybrainhurts said:

Not forgetting Dwile Flonking...

I am afraid to even look that up.

[GTIR]

And crowly boinking.

[working class]

Ah, such fond memories of nib whipping

[Jimbeaux]

OK, now I get the feeling you all are making cr@p up. Going to have to warm up Google.

[lazyitus]

Reminds me of a bully at school, 2 years older than me. Toe kicked me in the shin with 'Doccers' on. Really, really, really wrecked my leg. I sat paralysed for half an hour on my own somewhere quiet as the pain was so intense.

If I ever catch up with this guy now, I'll fking leather the bd now the age difference is not relevant.

[CedGTV]

lazyitus said:

Reminds me of a bully at school, 2 years older than me. Toe kicked me in the shin with 'Doccers' on. Really, really, really wrecked my leg. I sat paralysed for half an hour on my own somewhere quiet as the pain was so intense.

If I ever catch up with this guy now, I'll fking leather the bd now the age difference is not relevant.

Same thing here,

I and others had gatecrashed a party at 15 years old and the girl who was hosting had this loon older brother that slung me (and my mates out) but just as I bent down to pick up my jacket he booted my square between my ahole and balls.

I fell again and ended up with straight legs for about a week while the pain died down.

I still get a sharp pain if I jump off something more than 3-4 foot tall as a result.

However matey got the kicking he deserved some 5 years later when i literally passed him in the local multi storey car park.

Revenge is so sweet sometimes.

[Funk]

CedGTV said:

lazyitus said:

Reminds me of a bully at school, 2 years older than me. Toe kicked me in the shin with 'Doccers' on. Really, really, really wrecked my leg. I sat paralysed for half an hour on my own somewhere quiet as the pain was so intense.

If I ever catch up with this guy now, I'll fking leather the bd now the age difference is not relevant.

Same thing here,

I and others had gatecrashed a party at 15 years old and the girl who was hosting had this loon older brother that slung me (and my mates out) but just as I bent down to pick up my jacket he booted my square between my ahole and balls.

I fell again and ended up with straight legs for about a week while the pain died down.

I still get a sharp pain if I jump off something more than 3-4 foot tall as a result.

However matey got the kicking he deserved some 5 years later when i literally passed him in the local multi storey car park.

Revenge is so sweet sometimes.

'Tis known as the 'taint'!

[emicen]

Funk said:

CedGTV said:

lazyitus said:

Reminds me of a bully at school, 2 years older than me. Toe kicked me in the shin with 'Doccers' on. Really, really, really wrecked my leg. I sat paralysed for half an hour on my own somewhere quiet as the pain was so intense.

If I ever catch up with this guy now, I'll fking leather the bd now the age difference is not relevant.

Same thing here,

I and others had gatecrashed a party at 15 years old and the girl who was hosting had this loon older brother that slung me (and my mates out) but just as I bent down to pick up my jacket he booted my square between my ahole and balls.

I fell again and ended up with straight legs for about a week while the pain died down.

I still get a sharp pain if I jump off something more than 3-4 foot tall as a result.

However matey got the kicking he deserved some 5 years later when i literally passed him in the local multi storey car park.

Revenge is so sweet sometimes.

'Tis known as the 'taint'!

Or the gooch.

Or the perenium iirc in medical terms.

[havoc]

CedGTV said:

Revenge is so sweet sometimes.

You gatecrashed someone else's party and got kicked out, and YOU felt you were entitled to revenge???

What sort of arrogant, selfish cock are you, exactly???

[WorAl]

emicen said:

Funk said:

CedGTV said:

lazyitus said:

Reminds me of a bully at school, 2 years older than me. Toe kicked me in the shin with 'Doccers' on. Really, really, really wrecked my leg. I sat paralysed for half an hour on my own somewhere quiet as the pain was so intense.

If I ever catch up with this guy now, I'll fking leather the bd now the age difference is not relevant.

Same thing here,

I and others had gatecrashed a party at 15 years old and the girl who was hosting had this loon older brother that slung me (and my mates out) but just as I bent down to pick up my jacket he booted my square between my ahole and balls.

I fell again and ended up with straight legs for about a week while the pain died down.

I still get a sharp pain if I jump off something more than 3-4 foot tall as a result.

However matey got the kicking he deserved some 5 years later when i literally passed him in the local multi storey car park.

Revenge is so sweet sometimes.

'Tis known as the 'taint'!

Or the gooch.

Or the perenium iirc in medical terms.

or the chin rest

[Reload]

WorAl said:

or the chin rest

Permission to steal that term for future use!

[deviant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpzEF0D2xfE&fea...

[Jimbeaux]

WorAl said:

emicen said:

Funk said:

CedGTV said:

lazyitus said:

Reminds me of a bully at school, 2 years older than me. Toe kicked me in the shin with 'Doccers' on. Really, really, really wrecked my leg. I sat paralysed for half an hour on my own somewhere quiet as the pain was so intense.

If I ever catch up with this guy now, I'll fking leather the bd now the age difference is not relevant.

Same thing here,

I and others had gatecrashed a party at 15 years old and the girl who was hosting had this loon older brother that slung me (and my mates out) but just as I bent down to pick up my jacket he booted my square between my ahole and balls.

I fell again and ended up with straight legs for about a week while the pain died down.

I still get a sharp pain if I jump off something more than 3-4 foot tall as a result.

However matey got the kicking he deserved some 5 years later when i literally passed him in the local multi storey car park.

Revenge is so sweet sometimes.

'Tis known as the 'taint'!

Or the gooch.

Or the perenium iirc in medical terms.

or the chin rest

[Steamer]

I remember seeing the Dirty Sanchez guys doing this with some back-water community somewhere... seems to be taken very serious for a dhead 'sport'.

...one of them did quite well at it as I recall.

[the_lone_wolf]

CedGTV said:

However matey got the kicking he deserved some 5 years later when i literally passed him in the local multi storey car park.

Frankly, that sounds more painful for you than him...

[cottonfoo]

WorAl said:

or the chin rest

I know it as "Smell Island"