The diary of a teenage PHer aged 13 3/4
Discussion
Anyone brave enough to share their amusing teenage anecdotes with us?
I once had a friend
who took a shine to a girl and wrote her an attempted cheeky note asking if she would consider marrying him.
The idea being she would find this endearing and be more receptive to a possible date. Unfortunately she thought it would be amusing to tell the whole school about the notes contents
Young love eh!
I once had a friend
who took a shine to a girl and wrote her an attempted cheeky note asking if she would consider marrying him.The idea being she would find this endearing and be more receptive to a possible date. Unfortunately she thought it would be amusing to tell the whole school about the notes contents
Young love eh!
March 1987
Roslin's party
Drink - Diamond white
Fags - 5
Food - portion of fried rice
Oh I don't feel well, and how do I hide yet another hangover from mum?
And as for the green stains on my top....How was I to know that after placing a daffodil on every car in the local streets, that my hands would change colour.
But at least it wasn't me who fell asleep in the bath this time
Roslin's party
Drink - Diamond white
Fags - 5
Food - portion of fried rice
Oh I don't feel well, and how do I hide yet another hangover from mum?
And as for the green stains on my top....How was I to know that after placing a daffodil on every car in the local streets, that my hands would change colour.
But at least it wasn't me who fell asleep in the bath this time
Penny-lope said:
March 1987
Roslin's party
Drink - Diamond white
Fags - 5
Food - portion of fried rice
Oh I don't feel well, and how do I hide yet another hangover from mum?
And as for the green stains on my top....How was I to know that after placing a daffodil on every car in the local streets, that my hands would change colour.
You girt hippy!
But at least it wasn't me who fell asleep in the bath this time
Roslin's party
Drink - Diamond white
Fags - 5
Food - portion of fried rice
Oh I don't feel well, and how do I hide yet another hangover from mum?
And as for the green stains on my top....How was I to know that after placing a daffodil on every car in the local streets, that my hands would change colour.
You girt hippy!
But at least it wasn't me who fell asleep in the bath this time
Early 80's (14 y/o) at the local park with group of friends, Hoffmeister, Blue Nun, 20/20 and Nightrain, not a great mix.
Got home staggered straight to bed with a shouted 'goodnight' to my parents....lay in bed....room spinning....stagger to bathroom.....techincolour yawn.....stagger back to bed.....lay in bed....rooming spinning.....stagger to bathroom....technicolour yawn........and so the process goes 5 or 6 times......on the final stagger back to my room my dad bellows from the lounge 'Been drinking have we son?'.....busted......also a reason why I hate bungalows, could have got away with it if I was on another floor!
Got home staggered straight to bed with a shouted 'goodnight' to my parents....lay in bed....room spinning....stagger to bathroom.....techincolour yawn.....stagger back to bed.....lay in bed....rooming spinning.....stagger to bathroom....technicolour yawn........and so the process goes 5 or 6 times......on the final stagger back to my room my dad bellows from the lounge 'Been drinking have we son?'.....busted......also a reason why I hate bungalows, could have got away with it if I was on another floor!
ShadownINja said:
Negative Creep said:
Someone in my class once told everyone in the room that his, ahem, baby gravy tasted like cottage cheese.
This was an all boys school. I still cannot eat cottage cheese to this day but I don't mind drinking sperm.
EFA?This was an all boys school. I still cannot eat cottage cheese to this day but I don't mind drinking sperm.
Just remembered. Whilst at secondary school a few mates and i caught a fellow classmate sat at the back of the science lab, on his own, auditioning his finger puppets over the reproductive section of his biology text book.
It wasn't even a photographic illustration, just a drawn cross section of the female body
Suffice to say it took some time before we stopped winding him up about it.
It wasn't even a photographic illustration, just a drawn cross section of the female body
Suffice to say it took some time before we stopped winding him up about it.
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