Halfwits day on the A84

[matchmaker]

All the fkwits of the day were out between Stirling and Callander today. Too many to mention them all, but honourable mentions go to firstly, the baldheaded dick in an MX5, chugging along at 35 mph and more interested in having an animated conversation with the blonde eye-candy in the passenger seat than in staying on the carriageway.

When I eventually got past him I came upon a horrendous traffic jam. This, I eventually found as I passed the scene, had been caused by a very nasty looking head-on between two cars - on a straight stretch of road...

Once I'd finished my business in Callander (lunch, followed by the purchase of some excellent pies from Mhor Food) I headed home.

One the same stretch of road as the earlier head-on I was following a Fiesta when we both met a fking halfwit bd in a Passat who decided not to adandon his overtake, but to keep going on our fking side of the fking road and give us the choice between a fiery ing death, or a trip to the verge. We both chose the latter.

I really, really wanted to turn round, chase after him, pull him out of his car, rip his arms off, and beat him to a bloody pulp with them.

I think I will celebrate not being dead with large quantities of booze tonight

Edited by matchmaker on Saturday 5th June 16:22

Edited by matchmaker on Saturday 5th June 17:30

[MoleVision]

I celebrate like that every night.

[Jazzer]

Yeah, I know how you feel.....must be the hot weather!

Too many folk cruising around in a state of stupor, arms hanging out the windows and oblivious to what's going on around them.....driving at ridiculously slow speeds, braking for no apparent reason, hogging outside lanes with nothing on their inside, refusing absolutely to move in.....I don't believe they know that what they're doing is wrong in the eyes of the law!!

I've had a day of this down in Essex......drives me absolutely up the wall.....their stupidity is breathtaking.

And all these fkers on mobiles.....they think they look cool.....really they're just telling the world they can't afford bluetooth!

Ban them on the spot, confiscate their cars or fine the registered keeper etc etc

[The Hitman]

matchmaker said:

Too many to mention, but honourable mentions go to firstly....

I like how you've contradicted yourself already here, nice touch!

matchmaker said:

...the baldheaded dick in an MX5, chugging along at 35 mph and more interested in having an animated conversation with the blonde eye-candy in the passenger seat than in staying on the carriageway.

I sense some small amount of envy from the OP on this one. Mind you, I could say that you should have been watching the road rather than eye-ing up the piece of skirt in another man's vehicle.

35 mph is dreadfully slow for an A-road though, so maybe a halfwit for that, but not for talking to a passenger who's obviously caught your eye as well.

I would much rather be him than you, to be blunt.

[Jasandjules]

Driving standards are falling through the floor these days.

[andy-xr]

dheads Day Out round here n'all

[Mansell90]

The Hitman said:

matchmaker said:

Too many to mention, but honourable mentions go to firstly....

I like how you've contradicted yourself already here, nice touch!

matchmaker said:

...the baldheaded dick in an MX5, chugging along at 35 mph and more interested in having an animated conversation with the blonde eye-candy in the passenger seat than in staying on the carriageway.

I sense some small amount of envy from the OP on this one. Mind you, I could say that you should have been watching the road rather than eye-ing up the piece of skirt in another man's vehicle.

35 mph is dreadfully slow for an A-road though, so maybe a halfwit for that, but not for talking to a passenger who's obviously caught your eye as well.

I would much rather be him than you, to be blunt.

I think you may be on the wrong website then... to be blunt.

[matchmaker]

The Hitman said:

matchmaker said:

Too many to mention, but honourable mentions go to firstly....

I like how you've contradicted yourself already here, nice touch!

matchmaker said:

...the baldheaded dick in an MX5, chugging along at 35 mph and more interested in having an animated conversation with the blonde eye-candy in the passenger seat than in staying on the carriageway.

I sense some small amount of envy from the OP on this one. Mind you, I could say that you should have been watching the road rather than eye-ing up the piece of skirt in another man's vehicle.

35 mph is dreadfully slow for an A-road though, so maybe a halfwit for that, but not for talking to a passenger who's obviously caught your eye as well.

I would much rather be him than you, to be blunt.

More fool you then.........she wasn't that shaggable, to be honest. And it wasn't difficult to see what she looked like - we were stuck behind them for four fking miles at speeds of 30-35mph