Cheese related questions required!

[Goochie]

Someone in my office used to work for a cheese distributor in France and claims to be able to answer any cheese related question that we can think of!

Over to you PH.............

[Sheets Tabuer]

Why does my dog go mental when someone gets the cheese out of the fridge?

[DavesFlaps]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Why does my dog go mental when someone gets the cheese out of the fridge?

Haha - it's not just mine then?

[DavesFlaps]

Anyway.

Cheese questions.....



1) Why do my cheeks sweat when I eat some cheeses?

2) Can you prove beyond any doubt that the moon is NOT made of cheese?

3) What type of cheese is in my sandwich today?

[mammamia]

My most important question - what,s the best way of getting rid of the cheese under your foreskin ?

[Roger645]

Can you freeze it?

[Shaw Tarse]

Roger645 said:

Can you freeze it?

yes

[Shaw Tarse]

mammamia said:

My most important question - what,s the best way of getting rid of the cheese under your foreskin ?

A friend of a friend once upon a time sent a work experience kid to buy a 1/4 of bellend cheese from the deli counter at Safeway's

[Black Sport 160]

mammamia said:

My most important question - what,s the best way of getting rid of the cheese under your foreskin ?

Take a daily bath.

Or two a day in hot weather.

Dirty .

[missdiane]

Why don't the supermarkets sell proper cream cheese for cheesecakes, it's either mascarpone or philly

[shoggoth1]

DavesFlaps said:

1) Why do my cheeks sweat when I eat some cheeses?

Not just me then. The stronger the cheese, the worse the sweat.

[Odie]

why does cheese cause nightmares?

[Nolar Dog]

What's the smokey cheese that comes from Allerdale called?

[Granville]

Allerdale Smoked I think. It's a goat cheese IIRC

[Hugo a Gogo]

what do you call stolen cheese?




Nacho cheese

[turbotongue]

Is there any man-manipulated food more repulsive than spray on cheese?

[escargot]

Why does Langres have a concaved top?

[Murph7355]

missdiane said:

Why don't the supermarkets sell proper cream cheese for cheesecakes, it's either mascarpone or philly

Why can't you use the latter?

I have a number of times and it works great. Just avoid the stuff with herbs in

[Nolar Dog]

Granville said:

Allerdale Smoked I think. It's a goat cheese IIRC

It's Smoked Allerdale. Boy that was a difficult one.