Could a polar bear live in my freezer?

[Huntsman]

Just supposing for a moment I had a really big freezer at home and I found a tame polar bear.

If I shut the bear in the freezer, would it be ok? I'd provide an air hole for breathing purposes.

[Nolar Dog]

Only if your wife soesn't object. It's her freezer, right?

[headcase]

It would be dark, they would just go asleep.

[Matt Black]

Would it have somewhere to swim?

[mickk]

Where would you find a tame Polar bear?

[Famous Graham]

Might need a seal annexe otherwise it'll probably starve.

[DrTre]

mickk said:

Where would you find a tame Polar bear?

Cos of course that's the main issue with this plan

[Matt Black]

DrTre said:

mickk said:

Where would you find a tame Polar bear?

Cos of course that's the main issue with this plan

[mickk]

DrTre said:

mickk said:

Where would you find a tame Polar bear?

Cos of course that's the main issue with this plan

Yes it is.

It's easy to find a large freezer, a tame Polar bear on the other hand....

[adycav]

It may eat all of your Cornettos, which is not on really.

[johnnymaestro]

Would you be willing to hire it out if you get one?

[DrTre]

mickk said:

DrTre said:

mickk said:

Where would you find a tame Polar bear?

Cos of course that's the main issue with this plan

Yes it is.

It's easy to find a large freezer, a tame Polar bear on the other hand....

You'll find in a large freezer!

[Morningside]

It could prove conclusively.....


































That the light DOES indeed go out when you close the door

[mybrainhurts]

He's after a climate change research grant, the git....

[Nolar Dog]

Make sure the door shuts properly too. Check the seal.

[Japveesix]

They're quite intelligent animals so I'm not sure he'd be able to bear it in such a confined space.

[TVR1]

Not quite sure about the size of the freezer that you will need but here is one for sale, if you want to have a go....

http://www.ecorazzi.com/2008/12/04/anyone-want-to-...

[grumbledoak]

He wouldn't be all that comfortable. The noise from the compressor would be unbearable.

[GTIR]

My brother locked me in our chest freezer when I was 8. I was there for 45 mins and went into a coma for two days.
I nearly died.



(but the bear kept me company)

[Matt Black]

GTIR said:

My brother locked me in our chest freezer when I was 8. I was there for 45 mins and went into a coma for two days.
I nearly died.



(but the bear kept me company)

Fur gods sake that's terrible!