Features that would stop you buying a new car.
Features that would stop you buying a new car.
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LuS1fer

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43,537 posts

275 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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Call me a Luddite but I would not buy a new car with any of the following as I don't need them:

Automatic wipers
Automatic lights
LED sidelights.
Vauxhall-style indicators.

Cactussed

5,363 posts

243 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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Depreciation.

J500ANT

3,103 posts

269 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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LuS1fer said:
Vauxhall-style indicators.
??

BertB

1,105 posts

255 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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J500ANT said:
LuS1fer said:
Vauxhall-style indicators.
??
Good question, I've a new corsa VXR and the indicators are identical to my Ford Focus (in function).

J500ANT

3,103 posts

269 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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and the BMW 3series has the same sort of indicators as a Vectra! (ignoring comments about BMW drivers not using indicators)

Jasandjules

72,622 posts

259 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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A French badge.

Spiritual_Beggar

4,833 posts

224 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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Automatic gearbox 'only'...i.e.: no manual option.

Roman

2,034 posts

249 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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Spiritual_Beggar said:
Automatic gearbox 'only'...i.e.: no manual option.
+1

The Hitman

2,592 posts

240 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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Jasandjules said:
A French badge.
Really? Most of the cars I've owned have been made by french car makers and have had no serious issues so far.

And all have been surprisingly good to drive.

The Wookie

14,209 posts

258 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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J500ANT said:
and the BMW 3series has the same sort of indicators as a Vectra! (ignoring comments about BMW drivers not using indicators)
I must say I've just got a BM and I don't get what all the fuss is about with the 'touch' indicators. It took me about 30 seconds to acquaint myself with it and don't find it any better or worse than normal cam return ones.

In terms of things that put me off though... Mmmmm probably EPAS. EHPAS can be alright though.

The Hitman

2,592 posts

240 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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LuS1fer said:
Call me a Luddite but I would not buy a new car with any of the following as I don't need them:

Automatic wipers
Automatic lights
LED sidelights.
Vauxhall-style indicators.
Hmm, I'm puzzled about the indicators.

I have automatic wipers, and yes, they don't always work as intended but mostly are very good.

Automatic lights and LEDs though aren't really features to be fuzzy about.


Whitean3

2,197 posts

228 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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A combination of most of the above really:

Vauxhall style indicators- hated them in the Astra hire car we had
Rain sensing wipers- have them on the Golf; unnecessary and I find they don't work so well, but wouldn't stop me buying one
Auto box only puts me off
French badge- probably!
Instrument cluster that is not directly in front of the driver

I like autolights though- useful here in Swizerland where there are so many tunnels.

Arese

21,365 posts

217 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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I'm assuming by Vauxhall indicators, he means the light-touch lane-changers, heavy touch stay-on ones.


PabloTeK

1,073 posts

205 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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VAG's rain-sensing wipers; they set the wipers off when it's dry and turn them off when it's wet hehe

Oh, and the Vectra's indicators, who thought they were a good idea at all?

anonymous-user

84 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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LuS1fer said:
Call me a Luddite but I would not buy a new car with any of the following as I don't need them:

Automatic wipers
Automatic lights
LED sidelights.
Vauxhall-style indicators.
(1) You can usually switch them off.
(2) Same.
(3) Better get used to them then as LED will be the mainstream before long.
(4) ??

ETA, isn't the indicator just people being ham fisted though? Sure my 220 is the same, touch up or down for 3 flashes or push up or down like old style ones and they work the same.

Edited by Dave_ST220 on Thursday 10th June 10:56

Twincam16

27,647 posts

288 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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Depreciation

Traction control/ESP that I can't switch off

Any technology with a lower-case 'i' applied to it

Auto-only

Automatic wipers and headlights

Air conditioning

Touch-screens

Bewildering menus with umpty-billion settings (in the words of Hunter S. Thompson, "The Cadillac's dashboard featured half a million switches and gauges telling me things that I would never, ever need to know.") - Just be set up properly in the first place, dammit! I haven't got all day!

Built-in satnav (I don't want the EU to track me all over the world in preparation for a pay-as-you-drive, fine-as-you-speed orbital billing programme thank you. I'll use a map, it's easier.)

Excessive weight (unless it's a luxobarge, there's no need for a car to weigh over 1200kg)

Airbags in silly places, especially where a lighter, less bulky seat or a thinner pillar would have resulted instead

Stop-start technology (I just know, one day, when these cars are older, it'll stop and never come back on again. At the lights. During rush hour.)

Numb-feeling steering

Drive-by-wire pedals

Big, googly, oochie-coochie-coo headlights

Surprisingly, there are still a fair few new cars out there that conform to these requirements. They get terrible reviews in the star-rating stakes but nearly all of the reviewers will admit, in a tiny bit of print tucked out of sight, that they're fun to drive.

Edited by Twincam16 on Thursday 10th June 11:05

kambites

71,562 posts

251 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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I assume by "Vauxhall style indicators", he means the stupid "soft touch" ones. I first experienced them on a Vauxhall (and hated them) but I think some other manufacturers have started using them now.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

300 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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So in essence you wouldn't have a modern car?

As for SatNav, its a reception only technology, they can no more track you with SatNav than they can when you wear salmon cords.

CraigyMc

18,369 posts

266 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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kambites said:
I assume by "Vauxhall style indicators", he means the stupid "soft touch" ones. I first experienced them on a Vauxhall (and hated them) but I think some other manufacturers have started using them now.
On my TT you can turn the "helpful" lanechange-indicator feature off.

The Wookie

14,209 posts

258 months

Thursday 10th June 2010
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Twincam16 said:
Bewildering menus with umpty-billion settings (in the words of Hunter S. Thompson, "The Cadillac's dashboard featured half a million switches and gauges telling me things that I would never, ever need to know.")
Ah but he also liked a nice gadget or two, like windows that leapt up with a touch like frogs in a dynamite pond!