Brunstroms claim to fame....quotes!
Discussion
Chief Constable
Snatched from their north wales police site.
Questions to broomstump.
What do you like most about your role?
The ability to make a difference personally and the power, of course.
(Nice to know he likes being in control)
What is the greatest challenge facing North Wales Police?
Getting a quart out of a pint pot. Public demand for police services is infinite, but we have limited resources. However many demands the government makes on us, we literally can't do everything. It's a question of priorities.
(Wrong! The greatest challenge you face "Dick" is getting support from an alienated public. Incidentally, a public you alienated!)
What is the most exciting development currently in progress?
The need to increase public reassurance is leading to a revolution in policing best demonstrated by the introduction of Community Beat Managers.
(Oh really? I thought it was running the force as a business!)
Which role has been your favourite within North Wales Police?
Chief Constable. I’m very unusual in that I have held all three Chief Officer ranks (Assistant Chief, Deputy Chief and Chief Constable) in one force. Without doubt, being the boss is best!
(More of the same "me me me, look at me! )
What is the most exciting development on-going within North Wales Police?
Getting government approval on the Safety Camera Scheme. This will save lots and lots of lives on our roads and I played a big part in making it happen.
(So when it all
s up around your ears "dick", youre the one who'll take the blame. Rope, length, hanginging anyone? ) What has been your funniest moment as an Officer?
(Being let into the force most likely, but even more likely when you get the boot)
As a dare, I agreed to direct traffic in central Brighton in full uniform and a gorilla mask. The very first car that I stopped contained the Chief Constable!
Another time, while very vainly admiring my reflection in a shop window one night, I discovered that I had been under observation for some minutes by a crowd of youths who were almost paralysed with laughter. Unfortunately the ground resolutely refused to open up and swallow me.
(A shame indeed)
What is the best policing advice given to you?
Do what you believe is right.
(Even when youre wrong)
What is the strangest arrest you've ever made?
(Took my mother in for stealing free leaflets from Wickes)
Having fallen asleep in a small ’police box’ in Brighton, I woke up and staggered out into the street, terrified of being found out by the Sergeant. I then literally fell on top of two passing pedestrians whose hands were full of swag. We all fell in a heap on the pavement, but I recovered my wits first and made the arrests.
(He recovered his "wits".....lmao! )
What is your favourite saying?
"Carpe diem" (Seize the day). In other words, get on with it, now.
(Carpe da cash)
What is your pet hate?
(Motorists)
Laziness.
What is the best day you’ve ever had as a Police Officer?
Getting the job as Chief Constable of North Wales, but I have enjoyed literally every day of my career. I love my job, and if I had my time again I would join the Police Force again.
( Cos i get to wield the rod of power)
What would be your typical day?
(toast, tea, shit, work(ish), slag off drivers at press conferences, promote hard drug usage, shit, tea, home bed, wank, sleep)
I normally work from 7:30am to 6pm, with a full diary every day. I spend too much time in meetings and trapped at my desk, and not long enough out in the field meeting the staff - but I do make a concerted effort to do so. Personal contact is crucial to success as a leader.
What is your most satisfying achievement?
(Jacking off ten times in one hour over the arrive alive plan)
Without doubt, gaining my GCSE in Welsh.
Tell us about yourself?
I'm in my element in North Wales as all my hobbies involve mountains, coasts and the sea. I'm being paid to work in one of the most beautiful areas of Britain - what more could I ask for?
(More sheep? )
Who would be your role model and why?
(Adolf Bliar, because he is arrogant and likes his own voice, listens to no-one, does things against the majority view, promotes himself as a great leader ( isnt) and believes in putting his needs above all others.)
Sir Robert Mark, one-time Commissioner of Police in London because he made a difference. We have too many managers in The Police, and too few leaders. I hope I’m one of the latter - but that’s for others to judge.
(you have been judged to be a twat).
>>> Edited by deltaf on Wednesday 10th March 10:12
Brumsturmfurher said:The "revolution" might just be coming from the public!
The need to increase public reassurance is leading to a revolution in policing ...
Brumsturmfurher said:Do these people go around co-ordinating the music on "ghetto-blasters"?
... best demonstrated by the introduction of Community Beat Managers.
Streaky
cazzo said:
deltaf said:
What is your most satisfying achievement?
Without doubt, gaining my GCSE in Welsh.
When the whole world is learning English why would anyone want a GCSE (worthless, low level, qualification) in a 'dead' language?
Oooo.... you Eeeeenglish Pieeeeeg.
Welsh is on the increase more than English, actually. The Welsh medium schools will out number English medium schools, certainly in the primary sector, within the next couple of years. My son is taught everything in Welsh and if you want any kind of public service or tourism job in Wales, you need to speak it.
So there (and I'm English!)
>> Edited by wanty1974 on Wednesday 10th March 14:25
cazzo said:
What is your most satisfying achievement?
Without doubt, gaining my GCSE in Welsh.
So he can nail them when they chatter behind his back.
What's Welsh for Tosser........?
Tafia said:
Driving along the A548 this morning on Brunstrom's patch, I spotted a burnt out Gatso.
How I larfed!
It made my day!
Obviously there are terrorists in North Wales.
Can you say where on the A548? Greenfield? Mostyn? Oakenholt?
Mostyn -apparently it was done yesterday.
mybrainhurts said:
deltaf said:
What is your most satisfying achievement?
Without doubt, gaining my GCSE in Welsh.
So he can nail them when they chatter behind his back.
What's Welsh for Tosser........?
Probably the same as in english...
(in Italian) Brunstrom è mai il tosser più grande per abitare la terra!
(in Portugeuse) Brunstrom é o tosser o mais grande sempre para habitar a terra!
(in Spanish) ¡Brunstrom es el tosser más grande siempre para habitar la tierra!
(in French) Brunstrom est le plus grand tosser jamais pour habiter la terre !
(in German) Brunstrom ist das größte tosser, überhaupt, zum der Masse zu bewohnen!
(in Dutch) Brunstrom is de grootste tosser ooit om aarde te bewonen!
(in Russian) Brunstrom - самый большой tosser когда-либо, чтобы населять землю!
(in Norwegian) Brunstrom er den største tosser noensinne bebo jord!
(in Greek) Το Brunstrom είναι το μεγαλύτερο tosser για να κατοικήσει
πάντα στη γη!
(in English) Brunstrom is the biggest tosser ever to inhabit earth!
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