note: That this is not one of those African scams

[DeputyDawg]

This has to be far and away the best I've received to date...

Fraud Stars!

[i]Attn Beneficiary :


This is to notify you that after the meeting held on 4th of June 2010. His Excellence the PRESIDENT OF FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF BENIN. Has Instructed this Department to send your funds through money gram transfer for easier receive of your inherited funds without any further delay. to avoid paying money to the fraud stars that is going on through the WORLD.



Now we have arranged your payment of ($2Million United State dollars )to be sent to you through money gram transfer payment: Your payment will be send to you by money gram the amount you will receive per day is $7,000,The minister trust funds of Benin Republic will send you the currently standards track details(REFERENCE NUMBER) you need to pick up your ($7,000) payment by money gram you will receive every day till you receive the $2Million United State dollars UnitedState dollars,


Now The direct or administrator trust funds have already signed your payment, now you are free to comply with we mace payment office on this.



However, kindly contact the below person who is in position to release your (REFERENCE NUMBER), also note that you would be responsible for any payment that is needed or at the counter directly, from the money gram Transferring Bank of your payment by money gram per day $7,000 Only every day in your name.



Contact E-mail: ([e-mail]) Mr. Charles Phillip.



The financial money gram payment center has been mandated to issue out your payment and you have to stop any further communication with any other person or office to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment.


Therefore the only fee you have to pay them is $110 united dollars only use to renewing of your file today for the Activation of the (MONEY GRAM REFERENCE NUMBER)


Meanwhile note: That this is not one of those African scams that all they are after is to ripe you off your money and at the end you will not receive your funds, but note that this is no scam and is directly from the Management of money gram Transfer United Kingdom Head Office and our Motto is To Serve You Better.


So send us your details information from you to process your payment:

Your name============
Receiver name=======
Country=============
City================
Tel=================
Test question=======
Answer==============
Occupation ==============


Comply now because as soon as you sent this required details and also the payment of $110 usd which is needed to Mr. Charles Phillip. he will send you your (MONEY GRAM REFERENCE NUMBER)so you can receive you payment by Money Gram office near you.


THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION


Regards to you and your family,


Mrs. Angela Smith
Money Gram Head of Foreign Operations[/i]

Edited by DeputyDawg on Wednesday 16th June 10:26

[blindswelledrat]

You realise that everyone with the internet gets junk mail right?

Its far easier to delete it than copy it onto forums.

[cheddar]

blindswelledrat said:

You realise that everyone with the internet gets junk mail right?

Its far easier to delete it than copy it onto forums.

Cheer up eh

[Neil H]

A quick search through the forums will turn up many, many, many previous threads where people have tried unsuccessfully to squeeze humour out of their spam inbox.

[GTIR]

I need to cut my lawn.

[blindswelledrat]

cheddar said:

blindswelledrat said:

You realise that everyone with the internet gets junk mail right?

Its far easier to delete it than copy it onto forums.

Cheer up eh

Cheer up?
What is miserable about not getting excited about the contents of other peoples junk mail?
Are you erect?

[GTIR]

blindswelledrat said:

cheddar said:

blindswelledrat said:

You realise that everyone with the internet gets junk mail right?

Its far easier to delete it than copy it onto forums.

Cheer up eh

Cheer up?
What is miserable about not getting excited about the contents of other peoples junk mail?
Are you erect?

+1

[Cock Womble 7]

There's a big Bumble Bee on my curtain. It's been there since yesterday.

[Arese]

Cock Womble 7 said:

There's a big Bumble Bee on my curtain. It's been there since yesterday.

They scare me less than wasps, even though they are bigger. They just seem so docile.

[DrTre]

I like bumble bees. They just bumble about doing their own thing. They always look really hot too, in their fur coats and in hot weather.

Incidentally, my favourite word du jour is bombinate.

I'm the one and only bombinator. I'm the one and only bombinator.

[Cock Womble 7]

Arese said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

There's a big Bumble Bee on my curtain. It's been there since yesterday.

They scare me less than wasps, even though they are bigger. They just seem so docile.

This one is. I tried to help it out of the window, but it seems quite happy to just hang on the curtain, swaying in the breeze.

Back once again for the renegade master, D4 damager, with the ill behaviour. With the ill behaviour.

[Arese]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Arese said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

There's a big Bumble Bee on my curtain. It's been there since yesterday.

They scare me less than wasps, even though they are bigger. They just seem so docile.

This one is. I tried to help it out of the window, but it seems quite happy to just hang on the curtain, swaying in the breeze.

Back once again for the renegade master, D4 damager, with the ill behaviour. With the ill behaviour.

As the Dr says, it's merely bumbling.

I wanna kiss myself.

Edited by Arese on Wednesday 16th June 11:49

[DrTre]

Cock Womble 7 said:

This one is. I tried to help it out of the window, but it seems quite happy to just hang on the curtain, swaying in the breeze.

They do that though. They're interior designers by birth.

You got the key, you got the secret.

Edited by DrTre on Wednesday 16th June 12:06

[fathomfive]

Neil H said:

spam inbox.

Euphemism?

[Cock Womble 7]

DrTre said:

They do that though. They're interior designers by birth.

Oh, you can so tell. Black and yellow work so well together.



Take me dancing naked in the rain.

[Neil H]

fathomfive said:

Neil H said:

spam inbox.

Euphemism?

Thanks, but I just ate.

I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer.

[Cock Womble 7]

Although it has to be said, if the black and yellow stripes on a Bumble Bee were vertical, it would make them look slimmer.



Deadly when I play a dope melody,
Anything less than the best is a felony,
Love it or leave it you better gain weight,
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play,
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it,
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it...

[DrTre]

The vertical stripe thing is a myth, it was on Qi a while back. As it stands I think the black and yellow combination is rather fetching, although I'd not mind seeing them branch out into something a little more outré, say a Liberty print or the like.

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty, you're listening to the boys from the big bad city, this is jam hot.

Edited by DrTre on Thursday 17th June 15:40

[ukwill]

DrTre said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

This one is. I tried to help it out of the window, but it seems quite happy to just hang on the curtain, swaying in the breeze.

They do that though. They're interior designers by birth.

You got the key, you got the secret.

Edited by DrTre on Wednesday 16th June 12:06

Do dey do dat dough?


Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face, And I just cannot hiide it

Edited by ukwill on Wednesday 16th June 12:30

[Cock Womble 7]

DrTre said:

The vertical stripe thing is a myth, it was on Qi a while back. As it stands I think the black and yellow combination is rather fetching, although I'd not mind seeing them branch out into something a little more outré, say a Liberty print or the like.

Paisley Bumble Bees, or something floral by Laura Ashley? Now that I would pay good money to see.


They're Justified, and they're Ancient and they like to roam the land.
(just roll it from the top)
They're Justified, and they're Ancient, I hope you understand.
(to the bridge, to the bridge, to the bridge now)
They called me up in Tennessee, they said "Tammy, stand by The Jams"
But if you don't like what they're going to do, you better not stop them 'cause they're coming through
(bring the beat back)