Cars/driving if the world was only inhabited females
Cars/driving if the world was only inhabited females
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J4CKO

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46,927 posts

230 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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Ok, we have seen what happens if an all male car culture is allowed to flourish and grow, you are logged into in now,

Consider a while, what would motoring be like if the planet was just the fairer sex ?

I know there are genuine petrolhead ladies, but I suppose they are the female equivalent of a bloke that drives a new Beetle of his own free will and as such a sample size too small to consider.

I suspect the roads would be a nicer place to drive, less testosterone and aggression, average speeds would be lower and there would be less big accidents.

What would the cars be like ?

What would happen if a wheel needed changing, would you drive into a garage and all the mechanics refuse to touch your car because its all dirty or not want to break a nail ?

Would any woman go to a car show to stand in a field all day ?

Would women want to meet with people just because they own the same car and drive round the countryside a bit too fast on a Sunday morning ?

Who would change a tyre ?





Targarama

14,788 posts

313 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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Nobody would give way to anyone or let anyone out of side roads either though. It would be just like everyone seeing the other car as a porsche wink

Westy Pre-Lit

5,088 posts

233 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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I very much doubt there would be many cars without a dent at each corner.

v1paul

723 posts

206 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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If the world was only inhabited by females then the car wouldn't exist.

Steameh

3,155 posts

240 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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The world would be full of people having head on collisions at 40mph because they were doing their makeup in the mirror, we would have people blitzing roundabouts because although they are looking at the road and somehow not doing anything else, they managed to miss the fact it was there.

hesnotthemessiah

2,121 posts

234 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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v1paul said:
If the world was only inhabited by females then the car wouldn't exist.
+1

They would never have been invented. I may be wrong (and this is by no means meant to be sexist in any way (honest)) but I don't think there are any or have been any female inventors of cars, trucks, aeroplanes etc.

I think there would be a lot more flowers though and the place would definitely smell nicer.

RJDM3

1,441 posts

235 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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If cars had been invented prior to the demise of man then most likely outcome would be pinks cars, dented to hell, with no road manners and the inability to thank other curteous drivers, parking spaces for twenty cars woiuld only allow room for 10 due to them being unable to park between bright white lines. They would all congratulate them selves on having lower costing accidents although they have a great deal more than men but of course women cant understand thats not a good thing. All cars would be sold with complimentry lipstick and other associated crap women put on there faces to help them age faster...oh and a packet of feminax in the glove/make-up box

TheRoadWarrior

1,242 posts

208 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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Can I just say this is already a fantastically sexist thread.. but carry on smile

edo

16,699 posts

295 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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TheRoadWarrior said:
Can I just say this is already a fantastically sexist thread.. but carry on smile
+1

Elskeggso

3,100 posts

217 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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There would have to be dummy cars in alternate spaces in car parks so they can use them as a guide for their own parking space.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

197 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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There would be vanity mirrors in the drivers side sun visor and it would be the same size as the visor.

Always amuses me when private cars are advertised as "One Lady owner". Firstly, is that a plus point or a warning and I'll be the judge as to whether or not you're a lady

useyourdellusion

5,648 posts

220 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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v1paul said:
If the world was only inhabited by females then the car wouldn't exist.
I can't see them walking into town to buy their shoes and handbags.

I think some sort of side-saddle contraption powered by kitchen waste would have been invented initially.

Then who knows?

anonymous-user

84 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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If the world was full of women i would love to see the videos getmecoat

Rach*

8,824 posts

246 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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I would be forced to buy a tank



or top myself

Edited by Rach* on Thursday 17th June 20:35

dylan0451

1,040 posts

221 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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a water tank? surely tanks would have no place to exist, sure there'd be some hair pulling but no wars other than for the last turkey at iceland tongue out

Negative Creep

26,110 posts

257 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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Fluffy pink seat covers and 'babe on board' signs would be a factory option. Halfords would never sell another can of oil or anti freeze again and the tyre pressure machines at petrol stations would be rusting away through lack of use

Johnny Drama

220 posts

212 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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There might be rather a lot of this going on...


amare32

2,420 posts

253 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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There would be a lot of things that wouldn't exist if the world was just populated with females:

  • No cars
  • No televisions
  • No mobile phones
  • No computers
  • No lightbulbs

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

263 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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We would have had rear view mirrors before indicators, for sure. yes

Pigeon

18,535 posts

276 months

Friday 18th June 2010
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amare32 said:
There would be a lot of things that wouldn't exist if the world was just populated with females:

  • No cars
  • No televisions
  • No mobile phones
*No computers
  • No lightbulbs
The world's first computer programmer was a woman. She also had a crack at inventing the aeroplane when she was a kid.

http://www.devchix.com/2008/03/08/lady-ada-of-love...