Bonza the great escape artist
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Our Dog Bonza escaped a few days ago. In the day time he stays in a large outside enclosure with a collar attached to a long chain 10m inside a 5' fence , in the night time he has the run of the garden with a 6' fence ,
the female b
hes are on heat in the area , Bonza has been digging a hole at the end of the garden each night , and because there is a ditch with overgrown grass its very well hidden ,
to cut a long story short , he managed to slip his collar , climb over the 5'fence , finished the escape tunnel .............and off he went ,
now Bonza's not exactly small , weighs in at 90kg Caucasian Ovcharka ................ So we searched for 3 days ,no sign !
then we heard reports that he had been spotted "humping the local strays.........there’s a lot of strays in Russia " then reports from neighbors ....humping the majority of neighbors bhes in the area "
finaly wife got a knock on the door that had me in tears ....irate neighbor with pedigree pooch ..a stzu...or some toy dog ...quote " your dog has "raped" my little Anastasia "" trying to mentally picture Bonza on top of a stzu with all legs splayed ,tongue hanging out , with Bonza growling 'quiet bh' was kind of funny .....I told her no problem ....we wont charge you "Stud fees ""
any way a day later a bedraggled ,worn out ,shagged out Bonza returned .....funnily he looked very happy ........gave him a good meal , now sleeping
....that’s my boy !!
the female b
hes are on heat in the area , Bonza has been digging a hole at the end of the garden each night , and because there is a ditch with overgrown grass its very well hidden , to cut a long story short , he managed to slip his collar , climb over the 5'fence , finished the escape tunnel .............and off he went ,
now Bonza's not exactly small , weighs in at 90kg Caucasian Ovcharka ................ So we searched for 3 days ,no sign !
then we heard reports that he had been spotted "humping the local strays.........there’s a lot of strays in Russia " then reports from neighbors ....humping the majority of neighbors b
hes in the area "finaly wife got a knock on the door that had me in tears ....irate neighbor with pedigree pooch ..a s
tzu...or some toy dog ...quote " your dog has "raped" my little Anastasia "" trying to mentally picture Bonza on top of a stzu with all legs splayed ,tongue hanging out , with Bonza growling 'quiet bh' was kind of funny .....I told her no problem ....we wont charge you "Stud fees ""any way a day later a bedraggled ,worn out ,shagged out Bonza returned .....funnily he looked very happy ........gave him a good meal , now sleeping
....that’s my boy !!
Edited by DBSV8 on Friday 18th June 04:26
excellent.My old dog used to run off when he smelled a b
h in heat, you would see the signs he could smell her but by then it was too late to stop him leaving. We'd just head back home and wait for him to come back.Many a morning he'd be lying outside on the front step, tongue hanging out, panting and one paw scratching the door, wanting back in so he could have a drink and a sleep. God knows how many puppies he fathered.
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