Child and partner free sat night. What would you do???

[AndyKH]

The missus and the little mite have been away for a couple of nights and as such I have tonight completely free.
I've already done the little jobs that needed doing and i'm now stuck and bored. Very bored.
Has anyone got any suggestions as to what I could get upto? I live nowhere near any friends and aren't interested in getting wasted. Coke and hookers aren't an option either. It's getting so bad i'm even thinking about a late gym session.
Can you lot suggest a decent film?

And yes, I do realise just how sad I sound.

[koolchris99]

go for a hoon?

[NiceCupOfTea]

I have a rare afternoon & evening off and the Mrs is working.

So far I have snoozed on the sofa, watched the Professionals, and written an email to work about travel expenses.

It's not going well.

[Nolar Dog]

"Married With Children" DVD boxset.
HTH

[AndyKH]

Go for a hoon = not an option as the O/H has taken my car and left me with the little shopper (seicento sporting) Although I do have fun in it as you never need to brake!

[Flanders.]

Watch Porn?

[anonymous-user]

Look up steven lynch on youtube, then have a shufty through some of his work. There is one proviso, if you are easily offended, then ignore what i said

[samdale]

AndyKH said:

Go for a hoon = not an option as the O/H has taken my car and left me with the little shopper (seicento sporting) Although I do have fun in it as you never need to brake!

you can hoon of sorts in a seicento, just need some decent B roads, or a local kart track

[working class]

Go out and get lashed?

[AndyKH]

Had a little thrape on the way back from the garden centre (don't laugh). Quite enjoyed it actualy, they really do feel like they are flying when infact you're only doing 35mph.

[lodgy]

wk yourself to sleep

[Penny-lope]

NiceCupOfTea said:

I have a rare afternoon & evening off and the Mrs is working.

So far I have snoozed on the sofa, watched the Professionals, and written an email to work about travel expenses.

It's not going well.

I've had my first Saturday to myself in 2 months

My day has consisted of a very very long lie in, a lot of surfing, window cleaning, starting to prepare my doors for stripping, picture hanging, the sofa, a large bag of popcorn, and soon Dr Who

[chickenkebab]

Go to Halfrauds,
Buy some blue lights,
Fit them to your Octavia,
Drive along behind a tt in a bodykitted corsa,
Pretend your undercover

[AndyKH]

Well the day started with an attempt at a lie in (7am but i woke naturally so got up) Long bath, leisurley cup of coffee, garden centre and small drive through the smaller villages near Hull (where i'd like to move to) and now this. I'm bored senseless.

[rfisher]

chickenkebab said:

Go to Halfrauds,
Buy some blue lights,
Fit them to your Octavia,
Drive along behind a tt in a bodykitted corsa,
Pretend your undercover

Apologies for the OT post but the above is interesting.

Do people actually do this?

I recently got a little 'over excited' in my Tamora on the A1.

Eurobox car gets right up my arse and stays there so I moved into the middle lane to get rid of him and he shoots off into the distance.

As he's accelerating away from me he flashes some red and blue lights in the rear window.

After the reflex sphincter tightening had subsided I thought about this a bit more and I reckon he wasn't BiB.

[skene]

Coke & Hookers

HTH

ETA: Didn't read OP, I thought my suggestion was the 'done thing'

Edited by skene on Saturday 19th June 19:05

[H_Kan]

AndyKH said:

The missus and the little mite have been away for a couple of nights and as such I have tonight completely free.
I've already done the little jobs that needed doing and i'm now stuck and bored. Very bored.
Has anyone got any suggestions as to what I could get upto? I live nowhere near any friends and aren't interested in getting wasted. Coke and hookers aren't an option either. It's getting so bad i'm even thinking about a late gym session.
Can you lot suggest a decent film?

And yes, I do realise just how sad I sound.

Porn, pizza and lots of it!

[Lefty 200 Drams]

Personally? I'd invite some friends/neighbours round for drams.

[Funk]

Would you mind doing my expenses for me? It's tedious, but you're more bored than I am.

Ta.

[AndyKH]

Ah lefty, see here's the problem. Friends are 80 miles away in the homeland (west yorkshire) and i've just seen the neighbours from one side head out in a taxi and the neighbour from the other side is out too. And thats it for our cul-de-sac.
Just popped down to blockbuster but everything looks terrible. I was temtpted to stop at the local pub but i'm not sure how well these east yorkshire folk take to a loan 'wezzy' in their local boozer.