Long Pig
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Somewhatfoolish

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214 months

Monday 21st June 2010
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Anyone eaten human before? I've accidentally cut myself with a knife before and when the blood got into stuff I was cooking not bothered about it on the basis it's unlikely to be harmful, but as anyone here actually practiced cannabalism somewhere it's socially acceptable?

Edited by Somewhatfoolish on Monday 21st June 21:39

grumbledoak

32,526 posts

261 months

Monday 21st June 2010
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Is it socially acceptable anywhere?

It'll taste like pork, BTW, should you try it.

Somewhatfoolish

Original Poster:

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214 months

Monday 21st June 2010
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grumbledoak said:
Is it socially acceptable anywhere?
Wales I believe

Sheets Tabuer

21,309 posts

243 months

Monday 21st June 2010
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I've munched a fe.....erm anyway

According to the crime magazines my OH insists on buying it tastes like beef but sweeter and certainly not pork.

grumbledoak

32,526 posts

261 months

Monday 21st June 2010
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Sheets Tabuer said:
... and certainly not pork.
We aren't called the 'Long Pig' for nothing. And Jewish/Muslim banning of eating pork is more to do with cannibalism than health - cut the bone ends off and you can pass us off as pork, so I'm told.

Cheese Mechanic

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197 months

Monday 21st June 2010
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I assume that a young male (under 20 yrs ) would offer the best cuts.

As most females of that age are already lard arses, assumedly they would fetch a lower price at the market?

Oh yeah, perhaps the taste is pork , is the smell, also similar?

Sheets Tabuer

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243 months

Monday 21st June 2010
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Interesting, the magazine (I accept may not be the last word in truthful facts) carried an interview with a guy who had eaten various parts and what made him take the first mouthful. He goes on to say he was hesitant at first and expected it to taste like pork but to his surprise it didn't.

Horrible magazines mind you but give you something to do in the loo biggrin

Somewhatfoolish

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Monday 21st June 2010
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Sheets Tabuer said:
give you something to do in the loo biggrin
Oh yes?

hidetheelephants

35,370 posts

221 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2010
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In common with most unusual meats, shouldn't we taste 'like chicken'?

I don't know why but the thread has reminded me of this(click on 7.45).

Somewhatfoolish

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Tuesday 22nd June 2010
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hidetheelephants said:
In common with most unusual meats, shouldn't we taste 'like chicken'?

I don't know why but the thread has reminded me of this(click on 7.45).
PMSL

Chewin' the Fat is severely underappreciated down south; I have the huge advantage of spending most of my childhood in Scotland (and my parents still live there, and I much prefer being up in glorious isolation there to down here in London) so I can understand what they're saying... I think around here no one would have a clue what they were saying... more would understand a Jamaican accent tbh... cry

Edited by Somewhatfoolish on Tuesday 22 June 00:30

goldblum

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195 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2010
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grumbledoak said:
Is it socially acceptable anywhere?

It'll taste like pork, BTW, should you try it.
New Guinea?

SVX

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239 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2010
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A friend of mine is from Lagos - the Nigerians are quite partial to eating the other white meat, apparently it's not uncommon to see people barbecuing human limbs on the side of the road.

goldblum

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195 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2010
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A lot of cannabilism is indulged in because of the belief that if you eat someone you gain their "power".

"Ravenous" starring Robert Carlyle explores this idea.

"Cannibal Holocaust" still shocks and is still banned in some countries.

I think it is available in the U.K. now,but cut.

Of course some eat Long Pig because they're hungry.

Simpo Two

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293 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2010
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You could take the overview that it's wasteful to cremate/bury bodies when there are so many people starving of hunger. Indeed before we lived in a 'civilised society', if there was a dead body and you were hungry, it made a lot of sense to eat it.

And it would cut down the use of carrier bags, so the Co-Op would have to support it.

RDMcG

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235 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2010
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I enjoy Hunan beef. Is this the right thread?

grumbledoak

32,526 posts

261 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2010
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People aren't dying of hunger because there isn't enough food. They are dying of hunger because they cannot afford it.

ETA- and eating dead humans is a potent disease vector.

Edited by grumbledoak on Tuesday 22 June 22:33

goldblum

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Tuesday 22nd June 2010
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grumbledoak said:
People aren't dying of hunger because there isn't enough food. They are dying of hunger because they cannot afford it.

ETA- and eating dead humans is a potent disease vector.

Edited by grumbledoak on Tuesday 22 June 22:33
Isn't that mainly if you eat human brain?

Not sure though..

grumbledoak

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Tuesday 22nd June 2010
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goldblum said:
Isn't that mainly if you eat human brain?
"Sleeping sickness" is transferred that way, but the same thing happens if you eat other bits. Fundamentally, human diseases transfer more easily to humans than other animal diseases.

Somewhatfoolish

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Tuesday 22nd June 2010
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I think if well cooked the only real danger is prions though, right?

Typical human is going to be rather old, presumably best done in a slow cooker or stewed or something.

Simpo Two

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293 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2010
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grumbledoak said:
People aren't dying of hunger because there isn't enough food. They are dying of hunger because they cannot afford it.
I'm not sure it's so Geldofian-simple, but whatever, food you can't afford is the same as food not being there.

grumbledoak said:
"Sleeping sickness" is transferred that way, but the same thing happens if you eat other bits. Fundamentally, human diseases transfer more easily to humans than other animal diseases.
That makes biological sense - but where are the human pathogens in a freshly prepared man-steak? And if the option is death by starvation, you'd be contra-evolutionary not to eat it. It's only meat; it's just the morals/ethics that clutter things up.