Looking through the classifieds and I found ...

[iggletiggle]

Browsing through for Polo's for my brother and look what I come across...

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1576168.htm

Does he actually believe that car is going to sell with pics/description like that..

Just made me chuckle a little and thought I would share.

Another 'wel edukated sellar' there..



Edited for link.

Edited by iggletiggle on Wednesday 23 June 10:14

Edited by iggletiggle on Wednesday 23 June 10:16

[ZOLLAR]

I think the link is broken, everytime i click on it it opens and email for me to send to pistonheads sales.

[iggletiggle]

Fixed.

[ZOLLAR]

iggletiggle said:

Fixed.

thank you!.

Ad for car said:

top speed i've had out of her is 120mph

so that means you've "ragged" it then?
I'm sure about the bird on the bonnet she seems to be wearing latex trousers though!

[ZesPak]

120mph? Indicated, maybe .

Anyway, seen worse ads, the pic with his girl on his "driveway" is a bit ott imho, and taken with a cell phone?

[iggletiggle]

From looking at said photo I am 99% sure that is Colchester high street..

That in turn means I have probably bumped into the bottom feeder and his missus at some point in the liquor establishments.. dammit.

[si2085]

Classy pic.


"A couple of dents"

On the bonnet perhaps?

[snotrag]

Shoe on bonnet - instant dismissal.


Although I have to say - Golf P-slots look really good on the Polo!

[frosted]

At least he spelt dramatically correct , which I can't

[ZesPak]

doogz said:

Is saying "Dollar" instead of money an essex thing or what? Don't hear the bams saying it up here. It sounds retarded.

Last thing I've heard was that the "Dollar" is actually a currency, used by a lot of very stupid people.
This being another example of that.

[Jayho]

"the double overhead cam engine sounds absolutely beautiful, even through my standard exhaust! top speed i've had out of her is 120mph.."

Lol is that his way of saying he's desperate to sell as he's just lost his license? Or his way to tell you that the car is hotter than the sun, and as soon as you step into it you'll get pulled over?

Wonder if its his OH on the bonnet or just the prostitute he ran over when doing 120mph who somehow survived and he'd taken a picture as a testimony?

[Smok3yMcPot]

Jayho said:

"the double overhead cam engine sounds absolutely beautiful, even through my standard exhaust! top speed i've had out of her is 120mph.."

Wonder if its his OH on the bonnet or just the prostitute he ran over when doing 120mph who somehow survived and he'd taken a picture as a testimony?

[lost in espace]

Shiny leggings, clunge and a faaaag. Lovely sales technique.

[MX7]

doogz said:

Is saying "Dollar" instead of money an essex thing or what? Don't hear the bams saying it up here. It sounds retarded.

He sent it to the USA to get the window repaired. Seems fair enough.

[LuS1fer]

Just what I was looking for, a car that has been thrashed by a juvenile.

[Steamer]

lost in espace said:

Shiny leggings, clunge and a faaaag. Lovely sales technique.

The fag does kinda spoil it + I would have gone titty about footwear on the paintwork!

...it does take me back a bit though, I was always taking photos of my car + girlfriend... at that age thats all that matters in life!

However, £300 for the P-slot alloys option!? Have they become THAT rare? They used to be £25 - £35 a piece down the scrappy.

[anonymous-user]

He is selling those Mk1 golf wheels for £300 though, potential bargain.

[angusfaldo]

Go on OP, admit it. It's actually your car for sale and that's your missis handing her gusset out for all to see.

Classy

[iggletiggle]

angusfaldo said:

Go on OP, admit it. It's actually your car for sale and that's your missis handing her gusset out for all to see.

Classy

Dammit...


Edited to add wink

Edited by iggletiggle on Wednesday 23 June 12:43

[Futuramic]

iggletiggle said:

From looking at said photo I am 99% sure that is Colchester high street..

That in turn means I have probably bumped into the bottom feeder and his missus at some point in the liquor establishments.. dammit.

It is. The yellow thing in the background is the SOS Bus (in its usual location outside the Cancer Research Furniture Shop.

The car has stopped somewhere between the V Bar and the Castle Pub; so the owner is probably some kind of metaller.

The second picture is reminiscent of the High Bridge in Chelmsford - the car park underneath bit. I can't think of where that would be in Colchester but it looks a hell of a lot like our county's capital city.

(from an Essex boy).