Things that cause cancer... by the Daily Mail

[stellacheersmate]

FFS

AGE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-449783/Wom...
AIR POLLUTION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-358875/P...
AIR TRAVEL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-200443/F... and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-591109/C...
ALCOHOL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-147083/Dri... and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-471910/B...
ALLERGIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-324732/C...
ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-55023/Canc...
ARTIFICIAL LIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-391267/A...
ASBESTOS (as if it wasn’t bad enough already) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1170584/As...
ASPIRIN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-205490/A...
BABIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-157683/Bir...
BABY BOTTLES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1038697/...
BABY FOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-199887/B...
BACON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1102368/...
BARBEQUES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-326153/Aus...
BATH WATER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-431777/Chl...
BEEF http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-393666/Ala...
BEER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1161843/...
BEING A BLACK PERSON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1064547/... and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-508753/B...
BEING A WOMAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-63976/Ca...
BEING A MAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-306543/M...
BEING A SKINNY GIRL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1266092/...
BEING SOUTHERN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1027331/...
BISCUITS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-126342/C...
BLOWJOBS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-453843/O...
BRAS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-182370/Is-...
BREAD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-411506/W...
BREAST FEEDING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-178756/W...
BREAST IMPLANTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-41443/Br...
BROKEN HEARTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-450049/How...
BUBBLE BATH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-403703/I...
BURGERS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-467360/C...
CAFFINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1127473/...
CALCUIM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1052127/Fa...
CANDLE-LIT DINNERS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1207726/...
CANNED FOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-44676/Ge...
CARBOHYDRATES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-313227/L...
CARS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-358875/P...
CEREAL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/H...
CHEESE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1002424/It...
CHICKEN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-429303/Fam...
CHILDLESSNESS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/artic...
CHILDREN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-506501/P...
CHILDREN’S FOODhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-201390/Health-warning-childrens-food.html
CHILLIS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-347287/C...
CHINESE MEDICINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-75547/Wa...
CHIPS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-487571/P...
CHLORINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-431777/Chl...
CHOCLATE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-386625/C...
CITY LIVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-496495/C...
CLIMATE CHANGE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-452789/W...
COCA COLA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-337178/C...
COD LIVER OIL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-379918/C...
COLD TEMPERATURES & LACK OF SUNLIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1267653/...
COFFEE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3027/How...
CONSTAPATION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-193698/A...
CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-181273/C...
COOKING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-382571/F...
CORDLESS PHONES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-515970/A...
CRAYONS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6706/Safet...
CURRY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-342632/C...
DENTAL X-RAYS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1283393/...
DEODRANT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-205705/D...
DIETING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-73056/Is... and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1266591/...
DOGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-490581/C...
EGGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-50995/Canc...
ELECTRICITY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-449679/Pow...
ENGLISH BREAKFAST http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1049142/...
FACEBOOK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1149207/...
FALSE NAILS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1174768/...
FATHERHOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-506501/P...
FIBRE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4903/Fibre...
FISH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-117840/F...
FIZZY DRINKS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1249305/...
FLIP FLOPS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1025915/...
FLY SPRAY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-459...
FRUIT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-371260/B...
FRUIT JUICE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1254534/Fr...
GARDENS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-326153/Aus...
GRAPEFRUIT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-468559/E...
HAIR DYE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1017259/...
HAM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-490845/I...
HEIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1064454/...
HONEY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-429303/Fam...
HOT DRINKS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/H...
HRT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1214782/...
HUGGING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-436043/H...
INTERNET http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-312505/C...
IVF http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-148228/H...
KIDNEY TRANSPLATS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-45909...
LAMB http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-446559/R...
LARGE HEADS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-370870/B...
LEFT-HANDEDNESS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-363477/L...
LIPSTICK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-499967/I...
LIVER TRANSPLANTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-207838/C...
MENOPAUSE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-395201/Wei...
MENSTRUATION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-68946/Do...
METAL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1081692/...
MILK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-328863/M...
MOBILE PHONES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-473553/O...
MODERN LIVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-474157/M...
MONEY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1025375/...
MORPHINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1230208/...
MOUTHWASH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1113422/...
NUCLEAR POWER (there is no hint of irony in this article) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-42066/New-...
OBESITY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-245997/O...
OESTROGEN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4098/Oes...
OLDER FATHERs http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1223025/...
PASTRY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/H...
PEANUT BUTTER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1164417/Fo...
PERFUME http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1051130/...
PICKLES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/H...
PIZZA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-341698/N...
PLASTIC BAGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-120...
PORK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1093039/Af...
POTATOES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-115037/Can...
POVERTY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/artic...
PREGNANCY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-82458/Br...
RADIOACTIVITY (again, just no irony whatsoever) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-421140/As-...
RICE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-444222/R...
SAUSAGES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-550729/W...
RETIREMENT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1220446/...
SEX http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-191219/D...
SHAVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-206459/S...
SKIING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-206243/S...
SOUP http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1132814/...
SPACE TRAVEL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1015482/Ho...
SUN CREAM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-592076/C...
TALCUM POWDER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1063040/...
TEA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-87131/To...
TEEN SEX http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1237530/...
THIRD HAND SMOKE (read article and you'll understand) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1249591/...
TURNING ON THE LIGHTS AT NIGHT TO GO TO THE LOO http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1265277/...
VITAMINS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-320006/V...
WAR IN IRAQ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259393/Co...
WATER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13620/Ca...
WI-FI http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-456534/The...
WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-338899/D...
WORKING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1031934/...
X-RAYS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-207035/X...

Edited by stellacheersmate on Thursday 24th June 09:18

[ZOLLAR]

Jesus, you have alot of time on your hands!

[illmonkey]

Mostly dead links...

[anonymous-user]

If only Princess Diana was still here to find a cure....

[stellacheersmate]

illmonkey said:

Mostly dead links...

Fixed

[cal72]

Not much left to do in life now is there?

[Muzzer]

Their health section must have an ideas board plucked straight out of the sky.

A couple of weeks ago they were talking about the hydration effects of tea and how it was as good as water in that respect.

Next day - tea gives you arthritis!

[adycav]

Getting irate regularly can contribute to the risk of cancer.

Therefore 'taking the Daily Mail' can, and should, be added to that list.

[PHmember]

bks - gonna have to cut down on my space travel.

[drivin_me_nuts]

... Daily Mail reader takes active steps to defend himself against cancer ...

[blindswelledrat]

GOod thread although I feel that a large proportion of PH will believe it is a factual/education thread as opposed to an ironic one.

[Summertime]

Don't tell him Pike!

[Defcon5]

I wonder why the Daily Mail itself isnt on that list?

[Mazda Baiter]

Maybe I should just wrap myself in bubble wrap and starve myself. At least I won't get cancer.

[mat13]

cal72 said:

Not much left to do in life now is there?

apart from die of cancer

[Reload]

Daily Mail said:

BEING A WOMAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-63976/Ca...

Ha! Yes, being male has paid off!

Daily Mail said:

BEING A MAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-306543/M...

Oh.

[supersingle]

Woohoo! wking isn't on the list.

ff to Redtube:

[cal72]

mat13 said:

cal72 said:

Not much left to do in life now is there?

apart from die of cancer

Haha found it.
You can't get cancer from jumping on a train track.Thats the way to go.

[bonsai]

I've seen a good one of this before, that also had a list of things the DM proclaimed DID NOT cause cancer. And the best part of all was that there were some things on BOTH lists. Can't find it now though, so you'll just have to use your imagination.

[samdale]

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/