Those ear expanding, lobe stretching things
Those ear expanding, lobe stretching things
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Fume troll

Original Poster:

4,389 posts

242 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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Good thinking youths, that's going to look awesome when you're 50! thumbup

Back in my day the only stretched lobes you saw outside of National Geographic were on the fast road cams you were putting in your mini, and the kids who did get tattoos usually knew to keep it where it would be covered up for e.g. a job interview. Simple times.

Anyone on here want to own up to having had their lugs stretched?

Cheers,

FT.

The Char

382 posts

215 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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When I was younger, small ones. Took them out for a job at a posh restaurant and they went back to normal.

JB!

5,255 posts

210 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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got a friend with 22mm in each ear.

Stig

11,823 posts

314 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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JB! said:
got a friend with 22mm in each ear.
I'd suggest a 9mm right between them.

Miguel Alvarez

5,183 posts

200 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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Agreed I think its a stupid idea. I can vision all these old people in companies with stretched out ear lobes.

louiebaby

11,000 posts

221 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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The barber in my old town used to come in with prescriptions for antibiotics at least once a month because of this.

It looked rubbish too...

Red&WhiteMonkey

9,211 posts

212 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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One should always carry at least one heavy duty padlock at all times, such opportunity is not be missed.

UncleRic

937 posts

198 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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Jesus-titty-christ!

DO NOT do an image search for 'lugs stretched '.. the best Google could find (on my work PC) was a page filled with pictures of 'did you mean to search for legs stretched' .. eek


Smashed

1,886 posts

231 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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UncleRic said:
Jesus-titty-christ!

DO NOT do an image search for 'lugs stretched '.. the best Google could find (on my work PC) was a page filled with pictures of 'did you mean to search for legs stretched' .. eek
Proper name is Flesh Tunnels, although just looking at that written down might come up with some risky results.

ETA: few of my friends had them for a few years and they do indeed go back to normal when taken out. The larger you go the longer it takes though.

However the ones that people put on their lips...now that's just bloody ridiculous.


Edited by Smashed on Thursday 24th June 13:10

tuffer

9,012 posts

297 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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Oh to be a qualified Plastic Surgeon, lots of work to be had in the future correcting all these kids faces.

Bill

58,826 posts

285 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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It's a great lookhehe


Eddh

4,656 posts

222 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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[quote=Red&WhiteMonkey]One should always carry at least one heavy duty padlock at all times, such opportunity is not be missed.
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Good idea! I know someone with them and it would be too bloody tempting.

However he would probably think it looked cool and leave it there...

Custard Test

1,184 posts

239 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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Dear god, I did a search as wasn't sure what you were talking about and found this:yikes



Edited to make god awful picture smaller so as not to scare the infirm and nervous.



Edited by Custard Test on Thursday 24th June 13:28

Rusty Arches

694 posts

203 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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It's hardly youth culture, people have been doing it for years granddad.

Let's all be boring and look the same. Personally, while I'm plain (no tats / piercing etc) I like people that take the time to look different. Crazy looking people make the day more interesting.

Neil H

15,418 posts

281 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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Rusty Arches said:
Crazy looking people make the day more interesting.
Indeed we all need to laugh sometimes.

WorAl

10,877 posts

218 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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^^ Jesus fking Christ, he looks like a tt.

8Ace

2,836 posts

228 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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Custard Test said:
Dear god, I did a search as wasn't sure what you were talking about and found this:yikes



Edited to make god awful picture smaller so as not to scare the infirm and nervous.



Edited by Custard Test on Thursday 24th June 13:28
Is that a coconut in his ear?

Reload

1,530 posts

204 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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If you fancy a squirm, a guy I used to know was on with stretching his Prince Albert piercing.

Miguel Alvarez

5,183 posts

200 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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I'm a grown man and I'd be scared to go home to see my mum with one of those things in my ear. Till this day I get

''Son pull your pants up!! Are they new trainers?!? How many do you need?!?! HOW much did that watch cost?!?! Oh Lord Jesus what is wrong with this child?!?!?''

One of these would probably give the old woman a heart attack. frown


Dog Star

17,633 posts

198 months

Thursday 24th June 2010
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WorAl said:
^^ Jesus fking Christ, he looks like a tt.
Destined for a high-flying career, no doubt.
Or we're all paying his dole.

You decide.

I'm all for lifestyle choices etc and agree with the poster who said it'd be boring if we were all the same/conformed - but that's just plain stupid.

The only job he'd ever get would be desktop support, since only the metallers that do it normally look anything nearly as daft.

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