Pouting. WTF is it all about?

[isee]

Just watching a colleague perv at some birds on facebook, and noticed that 9 out of 10 birds all pout in 9 out of 10 of the pictures in their collection.

Have I missed the memo? Is this the trendy thing to do now? Am I the only one that thinks it makes them look ste... They go out of their way to make themselves look unique with spending shed loads of money on tatoos, piercings, hair, make-up, clothes and then they go and make themselves look just like the other million of absent minded sheep by striking the same facial expression...

Not so much of a rant as a rhetorical question really. I am sure this post will backfire in some way but I am bored, so.. meh

[bonsai]

Has the potential to disguises a fat face, double chin and jowels. To an extent. Makes them all look like mongs in the process however.

[Ganglandboss]

Anti-Duckface:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=logo#!/pages/...

[caymanred]

getttttt with the times isee! been going on for ages... i see you pouting all the time :P

[glazbagun]

9/10 of my "facebook friends" pics are of them in clubs, trying to look like they're having a far better time than they are, so an out of place pout doesn't strike me as such a massive problem in context.

[Nolar Dog]

Facebook.
Theres the problem.
HTH

[Pothole]

doogz said:

Ha, i've noticed this too. Was at a mates when he was on facebook at the weekend there, and he was "facebook perving" on this girl he'd met at a night out, and in her photo albums, there were pictures of her in her house, on the beach, in a club, loads of different places, wearing bikini's, dresses, comfy looking hoody's etc, but making the same stupid face in every picture.

maybe that's actually her face?

[308mate]

Fuller lips are a subliminal sign of fertility and therefore sexiness, as typically, womens lips are an erogenous zone are redder and fuller when aroused. Hence red lipstick, not green.

[v1paul]

Your colleague..

[Custard Test]

Not just the ladies.

http://www.frakincool.com/pictures/ginos-love-spra...

Any Guido worthy of his own tin of fake tan knows how to pull a good pout.

[defblade]

doogz said:

making the same stupid face in every picture.

"Blue Steel"

[isee]

v1paul said:

Your colleague..

Heheh, I shouldn't have even bothered, I was obvsiously going to get called up on that

[Cotty]

They are just pullng a duckface

[308mate]

doogz said:

308mate said:

Fuller lips are a subliminal sign of fertility and therefore sexiness, as typically, womens lips are an erogenous zone are redder and fuller when aroused. Hence red lipstick, not green.

An erection is a sign of fertility. Doesn't mean i get my picture taken with my nob out in nightclubs

Ok, let me make it simpler. Lets say your penis was on your head(?), everyone's was and therefore were visible in every photo taken at parties. And it was accepted that erect penises were more attractive than flacid little ones. When the camera came out, everyone would simply give their penis a quick "warm up" to make them look better for the camera. The equivalent of ladies ducking to the loos to re-apply lippy.

Its no worse than stockings, heels, padded bras, fake tan etc etc

Just accentuation of a body part the opposite sex looks at to assess how worthy they are as a potential mate. False advertising. Women are the masters of it. They should be subject to the weights and measures act.

Edited by 308mate on Monday 28th June 14:07

[isee]

308mate said:

doogz said:

308mate said:

Fuller lips are a subliminal sign of fertility and therefore sexiness, as typically, womens lips are an erogenous zone are redder and fuller when aroused. Hence red lipstick, not green.

An erection is a sign of fertility. Doesn't mean i get my picture taken with my nob out in nightclubs

Ok, let me make it simpler. Lets say your penis was on your head(?), everyone's was and therefore were visible in every photo taken at parties. And it was accepted that erect penises were more attractive than flacid little ones. When the camera came out, everyone would simply give their penis a quick "warm up" to make them look better for the camera. The equivalent of ladies ducking to the loos to re-apply lippy.

Its no worse than stockings, heels, padded bras, fake tan etc etc

Just accentuation of a body part the opposite sex looks at to assess how worthy they are as a potential mate. False advertising. Women are the masters of it. They should be subject to the weights and measures act.

Edited by 308mate on Monday 28th June 14:07

Well I have very large feet, perhaps I should consider raising oen foot and making sure it gets inside the viewfinder...

[Penny-lope]

Custard Test said:

Not just the ladies.

http://www.frakincool.com/pictures/ginos-love-spra...

Any Guido worthy of his own tin of fake tan knows how to pull a good pout.

Oh I forgot just how good those photos are

Non pouter

[308mate]

isee said:

308mate said:

doogz said:

308mate said:

Fuller lips are a subliminal sign of fertility and therefore sexiness, as typically, womens lips are an erogenous zone are redder and fuller when aroused. Hence red lipstick, not green.

An erection is a sign of fertility. Doesn't mean i get my picture taken with my nob out in nightclubs

Ok, let me make it simpler. Lets say your penis was on your head(?), everyone's was and therefore were visible in every photo taken at parties. And it was accepted that erect penises were more attractive than flacid little ones. When the camera came out, everyone would simply give their penis a quick "warm up" to make them look better for the camera. The equivalent of ladies ducking to the loos to re-apply lippy.

Its no worse than stockings, heels, padded bras, fake tan etc etc

Just accentuation of a body part the opposite sex looks at to assess how worthy they are as a potential mate. False advertising. Women are the masters of it. They should be subject to the weights and measures act.

Edited by 308mate on Monday 28th June 14:07

Well I have very large feet, perhaps I should consider raising oen foot and making sure it gets inside the viewfinder...

If youve tried everything else I suppose...

[caymanred]

defblade said:

doogz said:

making the same stupid face in every picture.

"Blue Steel"

you sure it was 'le tigre' or 'ferrari' ??

[isee]

308mate said:

isee said:

308mate said:

doogz said:

308mate said:

Fuller lips are a subliminal sign of fertility and therefore sexiness, as typically, womens lips are an erogenous zone are redder and fuller when aroused. Hence red lipstick, not green.

An erection is a sign of fertility. Doesn't mean i get my picture taken with my nob out in nightclubs

Ok, let me make it simpler. Lets say your penis was on your head(?), everyone's was and therefore were visible in every photo taken at parties. And it was accepted that erect penises were more attractive than flacid little ones. When the camera came out, everyone would simply give their penis a quick "warm up" to make them look better for the camera. The equivalent of ladies ducking to the loos to re-apply lippy.

Its no worse than stockings, heels, padded bras, fake tan etc etc

Just accentuation of a body part the opposite sex looks at to assess how worthy they are as a potential mate. False advertising. Women are the masters of it. They should be subject to the weights and measures act.

Edited by 308mate on Monday 28th June 14:07

Well I have very large feet, perhaps I should consider raising oen foot and making sure it gets inside the viewfinder...

If youve tried everything else I suppose...

I have tried all other forms of false advertising yes

Edited by isee on Monday 28th June 14:43

[TotalControl]

308mate said:

doogz said:

308mate said:

Fuller lips are a subliminal sign of fertility and therefore sexiness, as typically, womens lips are an erogenous zone are redder and fuller when aroused. Hence red lipstick, not green.

An erection is a sign of fertility. Doesn't mean i get my picture taken with my nob out in nightclubs

Ok, let me make it simpler. Lets say your penis was on your head(?), everyone's was and therefore were visible in every photo taken at parties. And it was accepted that erect penises were more attractive than flacid little ones. When the camera came out, everyone would simply give their penis a quick "warm up" to make them look better for the camera. The equivalent of ladies ducking to the loos to re-apply lippy.

Its no worse than stockings, heels, padded bras, fake tan etc etc

Just accentuation of a body part the opposite sex looks at to assess how worthy they are as a potential mate. False advertising. Women are the masters of it. They should be subject to the weights and measures act.

Edited by 308mate on Monday 28th June 14:07

Correct. False advertising. And it's not like we can get a refund either.

They still look like idiots though.

ETA - Maybe this would be in the 'horrors in the classifieds' thread if she were trying to fog her/itself on some poor bloke.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=180400&i...

Edited by TotalControl on Monday 28th June 14:40