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I could have set my f
kin watch by it:
"Oh its so hot, I cant sleep at night."
"Oh its too hot to go outside."
"God Im hot."
"Oh this office is so hot."
"Oh Im sweating."
etc etc
Cant wait for the first stories in a red top proclaiming "Britain hotter than the Sahara!" with a picture of a teenage girl frolicking on Bournemouth beach (thats when you know its really hot).
Or some hard done-by road workers downing tools as "the mercury hits an eye-watering 84 degrees" and a northern monkey quoted as saying "I thought me boots were going to melt-liiike. In 20 yrs ont' roads, Ive never experienced owt liiike it." Its important to quote all figures in the old money to make it more dramatic.
kin watch by it:"Oh its so hot, I cant sleep at night."
"Oh its too hot to go outside."
"God Im hot."
"Oh this office is so hot."
"Oh Im sweating."
etc etc
Cant wait for the first stories in a red top proclaiming "Britain hotter than the Sahara!" with a picture of a teenage girl frolicking on Bournemouth beach (thats when you know its really hot).
Or some hard done-by road workers downing tools as "the mercury hits an eye-watering 84 degrees" and a northern monkey quoted as saying "I thought me boots were going to melt-liiike. In 20 yrs ont' roads, Ive never experienced owt liiike it." Its important to quote all figures in the old money to make it more dramatic.
Re: Photo of woman on a beach
Why do some of the obiously-staged-pictures have a pic of a woman pouring a jug of water over themselves? Does anyone even go to the beach and think 'Towel, check... sun cream, check, bucket n spade, check... yes that's everything OH WAIT I ALMOST FORGOT THE JUG!!!'
tts!
Why do some of the obiously-staged-pictures have a pic of a woman pouring a jug of water over themselves? Does anyone even go to the beach and think 'Towel, check... sun cream, check, bucket n spade, check... yes that's everything OH WAIT I ALMOST FORGOT THE JUG!!!'
t
ts! 
308mate said:
I could have set my fkin watch by it:
"Oh its so hot, I cant sleep at night."
"Oh its too hot to go outside."
"God Im hot."
"Oh this office is so hot."
"Oh Im sweating."
etc etc
It's worse when the idiot saying it is a fatty fat fat and you can't give them stick for it, especially when they insist the air conditioning be set at -eleventy million kin watch by it:"Oh its so hot, I cant sleep at night."
"Oh its too hot to go outside."
"God Im hot."
"Oh this office is so hot."
"Oh Im sweating."
etc etc
308mate said:
I could have set my fkin watch by it:
"Oh its so hot, I cant sleep at night."
"Oh its too hot to go outside."
"God Im hot."
"Oh this office is so hot."
"Oh Im sweating."
etc etc
Cant wait for the first stories in a red top proclaiming "Britain hotter than the Sahara!" with a picture of a teenage girl frolicking on Bournemouth beach (thats when you know its really hot).
Or some hard done-by road workers downing tools as "the mercury hits an eye-watering 84 degrees" and a northern monkey quoted as saying "I thought me boots were going to melt-liiike. In 20 yrs ont' roads, Ive never experienced owt liiike it." Its important to quote all figures in the old money to make it more dramatic.
And a month ago they were all whining because it was cold and wet. As they will also do in a months time.kin watch by it:"Oh its so hot, I cant sleep at night."
"Oh its too hot to go outside."
"God Im hot."
"Oh this office is so hot."
"Oh Im sweating."
etc etc
Cant wait for the first stories in a red top proclaiming "Britain hotter than the Sahara!" with a picture of a teenage girl frolicking on Bournemouth beach (thats when you know its really hot).
Or some hard done-by road workers downing tools as "the mercury hits an eye-watering 84 degrees" and a northern monkey quoted as saying "I thought me boots were going to melt-liiike. In 20 yrs ont' roads, Ive never experienced owt liiike it." Its important to quote all figures in the old money to make it more dramatic.
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