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andygo

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7,407 posts

285 months

Monday 28th June 2010
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Wonder the homeowner did'nt get a jail sentence. Thank goodness commonsense prevailed


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...

Austin.J

888 posts

222 months

Monday 28th June 2010
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"People in this country they have to stick together, look out for each other."

I like the sound of this bloke, good on him for not messing around and catching the burglar. Even better he didn't get shafted for protecting his home.

soad

34,719 posts

206 months

Monday 28th June 2010
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Good outcome clap

ShiggyBiggs

713 posts

204 months

Monday 28th June 2010
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Should have knocked him out and tied him to a chair for some metal torture.

Or even better knocked him out and stuck a mars bar down his kaks while waiting for the police.

sneijder

5,231 posts

264 months

Monday 28th June 2010
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ShiggyBiggs said:
...Or even better knocked him out and stuck a mars bar down his kaks while waiting for the police.
W, T and indeed, F ?

Tunku

7,703 posts

258 months

Monday 28th June 2010
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I love the way it takes a Pole wrestler to get this chap. Is that like a Pole dancer but more dangerous?

Anyway enough of the crap jokes, well done to the bloke, and kudos to the authorities for not going all PC. A signal things are changing?

Lost soul

8,712 posts

212 months

Monday 28th June 2010
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sneijder said:
ShiggyBiggs said:
...Or even better knocked him out and stuck a mars bar down his kaks while waiting for the police.
W, T and indeed, F ?
Its an old Norfolk torture

Shaolin

2,955 posts

219 months

Monday 28th June 2010
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Polish chap said:
He was trying to get up so I have to punch him in the head.
rofl

Cas_P

1,497 posts

213 months

Monday 28th June 2010
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He got less of a sentence cause his last burglary was 10+ years ago. No you absolute tts, it really won't have been. It's just the last time he was caught ffs! If he burgled 10 years ago and got caught again now do they really think he's ever stopped/is going to stop. Shame the guy didn't kill the theiving scum.

nammynake

2,658 posts

203 months

Monday 28th June 2010
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"I know how to wrestle, I like fighting sports, so I got him in a Nelson. He was trying to get up so I have to punch him in the head."

Sir, I salute you. beer

H_Kan

4,942 posts

229 months

Monday 28th June 2010
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Shaolin said:
Polish chap said:
He was trying to get up so I have to punch him in the head.
rofl
Absolute gem of a line!


TotalControl

8,307 posts

228 months

Monday 28th June 2010
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H_Kan said:
Shaolin said:
Polish chap said:
He was trying to get up so I have to punch him in the head.
rofl
Absolute gem of a line!
As good as it gets really.

Halb

53,012 posts

213 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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ShiggyBiggs

713 posts

204 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Lost soul said:
sneijder said:
ShiggyBiggs said:
...Or even better knocked him out and stuck a mars bar down his kaks while waiting for the police.
W, T and indeed, F ?
Its an old Norfolk torture
Its been known to happen to people that fall asleep with shoes on at a party.

Tow Vehicle Rqrd

1,217 posts

213 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Someone buy the man a drink. A fking BIG one!

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

216 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Lost soul said:
sneijder said:
ShiggyBiggs said:
...Or even better knocked him out and stuck a mars bar down his kaks while waiting for the police.
W, T and indeed, F ?
Its an old Norfolk torture
Surely you'd use Caley's chocolate? (Or Colman's mustard?)

Reload

1,530 posts

204 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Shaolin said:
Polish chap said:
He was trying to get up so I have to punch him in the head.
rofl
laugh That bit tickled me too!

Good lad.

kelk

955 posts

243 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Austin.J said:
"People in this country they have to stick together, look out for each other."

I like the sound of this bloke, good on him for not messing around and catching the burglar. Even better he didn't get shafted for protecting his home.
+1