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Marty Funkhouser

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5,443 posts

211 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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and you dont know if the woman you are addressing it to is a Mrs, a Miss or a Ms - how do you address her?


Dear ??? Jones?

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

260 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Ms.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

255 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Ms.


Don

28,378 posts

314 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Ms.
This.

DavesFlaps

683 posts

221 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Oi, Slag,.......

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

247 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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DavesFlaps said:
Oi, Slag,.......
What?

Marty Funkhouser

Original Poster:

5,443 posts

211 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Ms? What does that mean anyway? For some reason I thought it was only to be used for widows?

Jasandjules

72,649 posts

259 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Dear Madam.....

Marty Funkhouser

Original Poster:

5,443 posts

211 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Jasandjules said:
Dear Madam.....
Oooooh another one in the mix....now I am really confused....

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

203 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Ms Low cut top,

Sorry i was staring at your Boobs

Yours ever so faithfully
Marty Funkhauser.

thought i'd help you out with the letter your writing! hehe

Dixie68

3,091 posts

217 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Marty Funkhouser said:
Ms? What does that mean anyway? For some reason I thought it was only to be used for widows?
... and 'women in comfortable shoes'.

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

203 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Marty Funkhouser said:
Ms? What does that mean anyway? For some reason I thought it was only to be used for widows?
Don't quote me on this but i thought it was something the EU state started (Although i may be completely wrong and dreamt that up biggrin )

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

255 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Marty Funkhouser said:
Ms? What does that mean anyway? For some reason I thought it was only to be used for widows?
Originally meant for the situation you're describing, but these days far too often employed by militant feminist bints who object to the idea of title being determined by marital status.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

260 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Marty Funkhouser said:
Dear Ms. Jones?
Are you Rigsby?



Edited by Cock Womble 7 on Tuesday 29th June 15:32

Marty Funkhouser

Original Poster:

5,443 posts

211 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Famous Graham said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
Ms? What does that mean anyway? For some reason I thought it was only to be used for widows?
Originally meant for the situation you're describing, but these days far too often employed by militant feminist bints who object to the idea of title being determined by marital status.
Bloody hell. Another step on the road to broken Britain.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

260 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Famous Graham said:
Originally meant for the situation you're describing, but these days far too often employed by militant feminist bints who object to the idea of title being determined by marital status.
The antidote to this is to refer to any "woman" with short hair and dungarees as "Miss".

Sheets Tabuer

21,495 posts

245 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Dear miss smelly cat lady.

papabear

14,233 posts

224 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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try....

Let me break it down sugar tits,

Cas_P

1,497 posts

213 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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papabear said:
try....

Let me break it down sugar tits,
hehe "whoa, hold on a minute there sugar tits"

But yes, "ms" because you don't know, I presume? If she's a miss or mrs or as said above a militant feminist that will always be "ms" regardless of marriage or not.

monthefish

20,467 posts

261 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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10 Pence Short said:
DavesFlaps said:
Oi, Slag,.......
What?
Go and put your knickers on and make me a cup of tea.








OP - Use 'Ms' if you are signing "Yours sincerely" and use 'Madam' if you are signing "Yours faithfully"

Ms is the Feminist's non-specific term akin to Mr for the male gender.

Edited by monthefish on Tuesday 29th June 16:22