Why is it...

[Martin Keene]

That after you feel like you've been mind raped at work all day and you want to nothing more than veg out in front of the telly, you can't SWMBO to keep quiet for more than 30 seconds...

[ZOLLAR]

Martin Keene said:

That after you feel like you've been mind raped at work all day and you want to nothing more than veg out in front of the telly, you can't SWMBO to keep quiet for more than 30 seconds...

Its like your living my life!

[Sheets Tabuer]

Can you ever keep them quiet for more that 30 seconds?

[Balmoral Green]

Have you not yet learnt to filter out all that extraneous and superfluous noise that they make?

[PD9]

Martin Keene said:

That after you feel like you've been mind raped at work all day and you want to nothing more than veg out in front of the telly, you can't SWMBO to keep quiet for more than 30 seconds...

Why is it... I can see my girlfriends face when I look at that smilie?

[wainy]

its the same over the phone.

Women use nearly twice the amount of words per day than us males so if they havent used them up, we get the remaining quota!

[MGZRod]

Because if they stop talking the hot air will build up and literally blow their heads up.


HTH

[Plotloss]

MGZRod said:

Because if they stop talking the hot air will build up and literally blow their heads up.


HTH

[Balmoral Green]

wainy said:

Women use nearly twice the amount of words

Only twice? your missus must be technically a mute!

[StevieBee]

Yes. I need to sit down and give my wife a damn good listening to!

[working class]

This is probably the only aspect of being single I enjoy.

The only thing that can annoy me when I come home is the cat wanting food!

[Sheets Tabuer]

My OH even talks in her sleep Luckily I have filtered out her vocal frequency range.

Just like the vuvuzela. We all heard them at the start of the world cup but we stopped noticing them

[Mobile Chicane]

Men have few words, and they're often used up.

Women (and men) should know that the way to maintain 'closeness' in a relationship when you're both pushed for time and tired out from work is to have sex.

/<Dr Ruth mode>

[wainy]

Balmoral Green said:

wainy said:

Women use nearly twice the amount of words

Only twice? your missus must be technically a mute!

I am away from home most of working week and she has even figured out when I am not paying attention over the phone!

[Flintstone]

Terracotta.

[skene]

Tell her Steak and a Blowjob, Steak will feed you making you feel happy and blowjob will force her to be quiet

[Google [bot]]

Because she's trying to interact with her loved one and glean whether there's any joy left of what used to be love and companionship.

HTH.

[Johnny Drama]

Does she work?
I'm lucky that my OH has never displayed this trait except for when she was on maternity leave and therefore at home all day with nobody to talk to. Saved her conversation up for me when I got home from work

[Martin Keene]

Not just me then...



Yes, she does work. I can only assume they are boring sods. Funny how they can always seem to tie it in with the days when you've exhausted all brain power and struggle to remember your own name.

[Mobile Chicane]

Google [bot] said:

Because she's trying to interact with her loved one and glean whether there's any joy left of what used to be love and companionship.

HTH.

Ouch. I hope that's not how it is in reality.