Things you can't say on here for fear of being ridiculed...
Things you can't say on here for fear of being ridiculed...
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TheCarpetCleaner

Original Poster:

7,294 posts

233 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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It is always funny when someone puts a statement on this forum, that gets instantly shot down or ridiculed by everyone else.

Ones that are most common are -

"I am 6 / 7/ 8ft tall and reasonably well built / big guy"

"I know martial arts"

"I think I am a good driver" (This is an interesting one, as you get hundreds of responses all along the lines of "no you are not, and neither am I, nobody is, but I am better." and so on and so forth... hehe

"I am having (problem) with my girlfriend and don't know what to do"

"(From a female) Hi, Just joined the forum, and I am single..."


Any more?



rhinochopig

17,932 posts

229 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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I want to spoon Tony Blair and stroke his fragrant hair.

DavesFlaps

683 posts

222 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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"There's a new girl at work, let's call her Katherine...."

Neil H

15,418 posts

282 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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"Hi, I'm Cock Womble 7"

king arthur

7,902 posts

292 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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Ambiwlans, has dumbing down gone too far?

Dunclane

1,465 posts

200 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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Anything badly spelt or punctuated.

Dunclane

1,465 posts

200 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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DavesFlaps said:
"There's a new girl at work, let's call her Katherine...."
laugh

TheCarpetCleaner

Original Poster:

7,294 posts

233 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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king arthur said:
Ambiwlans, has dumbing down gone too far?
rofl

I bet in 5000 years time, if the human race is still around in a similar form, there will be a museum somewhere showing ancient Internet technology, and the legendary post that never died in thousands of years... "Has dumbing down gone too far?" hehe

stewy68

1,826 posts

274 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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There was this Audi with a bonnet full of Red Bull....

Dakkon

7,833 posts

284 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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There is this TVR that has been abandoned in a field across from my house, can I claim it....

Sixpackpert

5,356 posts

245 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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MX5's, they're for gayers aren't they???

Eddh

4,656 posts

223 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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I just bought a caravan.

lawrence567

7,507 posts

221 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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OP - I've never had a girlfriend & i own a lambourghini.

Forum Poster - Put up a photo of yourself & let us decide.

Steamer

14,199 posts

244 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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"This is a photo of me and my aunty in front of her new car"

Eddh

4,656 posts

223 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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lawrence567 said:
OP - I've never had a girlfriend & i own a lambourghini.

Forum Poster - Put up a photo of yourself & let us decide.
That one was painful biggrin

Dupont666

22,962 posts

223 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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Arm belts... they look good and has anyone got one?

DrTre

12,957 posts

263 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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I'm a director of... (film or company, it tends not to matter which)

308mate

13,758 posts

253 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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lawrence567 said:
OP - I've never had a girlfriend & i own a lambourghini.

Forum Poster - Put up a photo of yourself & let us decide.
confused

Link?


Dupont666

22,962 posts

223 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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DrTre said:
I'm a director of... (film or company, it tends not to matter which)
shouldnt that be I have many directorships?

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

256 months

Thursday 1st July 2010
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308mate said:
lawrence567 said:
OP - I've never had a girlfriend & i own a lambourghini.

Forum Poster - Put up a photo of yourself & let us decide.
confused

Link?
Think it got deleted. It was certainly locked - at the request of the OP's mum rofl