Constructing a giant tongue?

[2 Wycked]

Gents,

I've been invited to a Pokemon themed 21st Birthday party on the 16th of July and have decided that I wish to go as a Lickitung, however it is said that Lickitung's tongue is 6'6" in length.

How would I create one of these? Has anyone here made a 6'6" long tongue before? How would I attach it to my head? What are the potential downsides to a tongue of this size? I'm 5'8" tall.

Thanks in advance.

[Pothole]

2 Wycked said:

Has anyone here made a 6'6" long tongue before?

Anyone..?Anyone..?

[deevlash]

seeing as ph maneged to give advice on importing an elephant this should be easy, erm...

[Laurel Green]

Will you be requiring the ear breathing technique too Sir.

[ZOLLAR]

2 Wycked said:

Gents,

Pokemon themed 21st Birthday party

You should be embarrased that you have a friend that wants a pokemon themed party for a 21st birthday party.

2 wycked said:

6 6' tongue

Don't bother there wont be any women there to enjoy it.

[slomax]

slab of steak

[Johnny]

2 Wycked said:

How would I attach it to my head?
Thanks in advance.

Duh! Sticky back plastic. For sure.

2 Wycked said:

What are the potential downsides to a tongue of this size? I'm 5'8" tall.

Downsides? To being 5'8"? Lots I assume

[sherman]

I think polystyrene, balsa wood strengthening and paper mache are what you need to use.

[2 Wycked]

ZOLLAR said:

2 Wycked said:

Gents,

Pokemon themed 21st Birthday party

You should be embarrased that you have a friend that wants a pokemon themed party for a 21st birthday party.

2 wycked said:

6 6' tongue

Don't bother there wont be any women there to enjoy it.

Why is that embarrassing? It's a girl's party.

You need to do some serious growing up.

[PD9]

Im 6'4 and built like a brick st house. I'd have no probs having a big tongue on my head.

Would pose a bit of a problem getting into my 991 Turbo though with my drop dead gorgeous squeeze.

[2 Wycked]

sherman said:

I think polystyrene, balsa wood strengthening and paper mache are what you need to use.

This. You are a winner.

I will obviously post a picture of my tongue upon completion.

[ZOLLAR]

2 Wycked said:

ZOLLAR said:

2 Wycked said:

Gents,

Pokemon themed 21st Birthday party

You should be embarrased that you have a friend that wants a pokemon themed party for a 21st birthday party.

2 wycked said:

6 6' tongue

Don't bother there wont be any women there to enjoy it.

You need to do some serious growing up.

have fun at the party based on a childrens card game themed party....

[deevlash]

ZOLLAR said:

2 Wycked said:

ZOLLAR said:

2 Wycked said:

Gents,

Pokemon themed 21st Birthday party

You should be embarrased that you have a friend that wants a pokemon themed party for a 21st birthday party.

2 wycked said:

6 6' tongue

Don't bother there wont be any women there to enjoy it.

You need to do some serious growing up.

have fun at the party based on a childrens card game themed party....

you sound like a right joyless fanny

[tossbag]

[2 Wycked]

ZOLLAR said:

2 Wycked said:

ZOLLAR said:

2 Wycked said:

Gents,

Pokemon themed 21st Birthday party

You should be embarrased that you have a friend that wants a pokemon themed party for a 21st birthday party.

2 wycked said:

6 6' tongue

Don't bother there wont be any women there to enjoy it.

You need to do some serious growing up.

have fun at the party based on a childrens card game themed party....

You edited the quote and ignored my question. I'm genuinely intrigued as to how that is embarrassing.

[sherman]

ZOLLAR said:

2 Wycked said:

ZOLLAR said:

2 Wycked said:

Gents,

Pokemon themed 21st Birthday party

You should be embarrased that you have a friend that wants a pokemon themed party for a 21st birthday party.

2 wycked said:

6 6' tongue

Don't bother there wont be any women there to enjoy it.

You need to do some serious growing up.

have fun at the party based on a childrens card game themed party....

Its not only a card game. It is also a TV, movie and video game franchise for Nintendo.
It is also an excuse for any girls at the party to dress up like a girl from Japanese animee

Edited by sherman on Friday 2nd July 01:41

[Mr.Jimbo]

Don't go as butterfree though, thats like super gay.

[Tsippy]

Maybe use one of those party horn things (The ones that unravel as you blow them). That'd probably be the best option.

If you were a rather loose woman, I'd have recommended doing a handstand all night

[UncleRic]

You have 14 days, so,

This..



Some of this..



And one of these..



A couple of hours per day. Should forego the need for a costume at all.

[ZesPak]

2 Wycked said:

ZOLLAR said:

2 Wycked said:

Gents,

Pokemon themed 21st Birthday party

You should be embarrased that you have a friend that wants a pokemon themed party for a 21st birthday party.

2 wycked said:

6 6' tongue

Don't bother there wont be any women there to enjoy it.

Why is that embarrassing? It's a girl's party.

You need to do some serious growing up.

ooh the Irony.