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[john_p]

BBC Breaking News: Britons get married and have babies later in life, and spend more on heating - ONS figures


HOLD THE FRONT PAGES!!

Edited by john_p on Friday 2nd July 10:06

[V8mate]

I hate central heating. Give me a good old Victorian cold draught any day.

[Hell27]

Well it's scoops like this that convince me that the high salaries at the BBC are richly deserved, and their fair, politically neutral news service is excellent value for money.

Wait, that came out all wrong...............

[NismoGT]

Hell27 said:

Well it's scoops like this that convince me that the high salaries at the BBC are richly deserved, and their fair, politically neutral news service is excellent value for money.

Wait, that came out all wrong...............

[cal72]

Typical bbc Repeating Repeating Repeating news as well as programmes.
Thats been happening for years.


Typical bbc Repeating Repeating Repeating news as well as programmes.
Thats been happening for years.


Typical bbc Repeating Repeating Repeating news as well as programmes.
Thats been happening for years.

Oh its well addictive.

[Tsippy]

Surely the headline should read

"Working Britons get married and have babies later in life"


The chav benefit-sponging-scum are breeding like rabbits from the age of 12 to the day their ovaries pack in

[ShadownINja]

Tsippy said:

Surely the headline should read

"Working Britons get married and have babies later in life"


The chav benefit-sponging-scum are breeding like rabbits from the age of 12 to the day their ovaries pack in

Yep. Idiocracy... apparently a comedy.

Edited by ShadownINja on Friday 2nd July 10:36

[grumbledoak]

Sad, isn't it.

Still, the viewer ratings over on tvguide.co.uk are cause for some cheer.
BBC main evening news, 3.7 (of 10)
ITV weather forecast, 5.6
Iggle Piggle, 9.3

All courtesy of the 'unique way' the BBC is funded.

[Digga]

V8mate said:

I hate central heating. Give me a good old Victorian cold draught any day.

Cooler air is better for your garbage - promotes fertility dunnit?

Reckon over-spending on heating is sending blokes seedless.

Dr Digga