Kids....weird huh
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The other night we had our 4 year old grandson stay with us, Mrs A ran a bath for him and he duly came downstairs afterwards in his pants for a scone. He sat down and was about to get stuck in when he suddenly stood up, reached round and pulled out a tape measure, checked the aforementioned scone was of sufficient dimensions and carried on as if it was the most normal thing in the world....all the while never taking his eye off Doctor Who
Edited by The real Apache on Wednesday 7th July 13:58
My 4 year old girl loves dancing to anything. Anything except Rihanna. She doesn't like her hair.
, life would definately be dull without children!.
t'".The real Apache said:
The other night we had our 4 year old grandson stay with us, Mrs A ran a bath for him and he duly came downstairs afterwards in his pants for a scone. He sat down and was about to get stuck in when he suddenly stood up, reached into round and pulled out a tape measure, checked the aforementioned scone was of sufficient dimension and carried on as if it was the most normal thing in the world....all the while never taking his eye off Doctor Who
I'm thinking he might have watched the same cooking program as me on the weekend. A girl was learning to bake scones and she had to measure them before cooking to make sure they were under 25mm before baking.I have no idea what I was watching though.
Me and a pal were at another pals house waiting for him so we could go out.
We're in the living room and his 4yo son (looks like the kid off the milky bar ad but with a massive blond afro) is playing with a floppy bunny type cuddly toy in the middle of the floor. Gary decides to spark up a conversation with said child:
Gary: I like your toy
Child: No response
Gary: so what's his name then..??
Child (with a totally deadpan expression): Bumhole
Me: spits beer over floor
We're in the living room and his 4yo son (looks like the kid off the milky bar ad but with a massive blond afro) is playing with a floppy bunny type cuddly toy in the middle of the floor. Gary decides to spark up a conversation with said child:
Gary: I like your toy
Child: No response
Gary: so what's his name then..??
Child (with a totally deadpan expression): Bumhole
Me: spits beer over floor
MoonMonkey said:
Me and a pal were at another pals house waiting for him so we could go out.
We're in the living room and his 4yo son (looks like the kid off the milky bar ad but with a massive blond afro) is playing with a floppy bunny type cuddly toy in the middle of the floor. Gary decides to spark up a conversation with said child:
Gary: I like your toy
Child: No response
Gary: so what's his name then..??
Child (with a totally deadpan expression): Bumhole
Me: spits beer over floor
I did laugh, quite a lot at this.We're in the living room and his 4yo son (looks like the kid off the milky bar ad but with a massive blond afro) is playing with a floppy bunny type cuddly toy in the middle of the floor. Gary decides to spark up a conversation with said child:
Gary: I like your toy
Child: No response
Gary: so what's his name then..??
Child (with a totally deadpan expression): Bumhole
Me: spits beer over floor
remedy said:
The real Apache said:
The other night we had our 4 year old grandson stay with us, Mrs A ran a bath for him and he duly came downstairs afterwards in his pants for a scone. He sat down and was about to get stuck in when he suddenly stood up, reached into round and pulled out a tape measure, checked the aforementioned scone was of sufficient dimension and carried on as if it was the most normal thing in the world....all the while never taking his eye off Doctor Who
I'm thinking he might have watched the same cooking program as me on the weekend. A girl was learning to bake scones and she had to measure them before cooking to make sure they were under 25mm before baking.I have no idea what I was watching though.
MoonMonkey said:
Me and a pal were at another pals house waiting for him so we could go out.
We're in the living room and his 4yo son (looks like the kid off the milky bar ad but with a massive blond afro) is playing with a floppy bunny type cuddly toy in the middle of the floor. Gary decides to spark up a conversation with said child:
Gary: I like your toy
Child: No response
Gary: so what's his name then..??
Child (with a totally deadpan expression): Bumhole
Me: spits beer over floor
Is your mate Gary Glitter and did your son know this fact and chose his answer accordingly ?We're in the living room and his 4yo son (looks like the kid off the milky bar ad but with a massive blond afro) is playing with a floppy bunny type cuddly toy in the middle of the floor. Gary decides to spark up a conversation with said child:
Gary: I like your toy
Child: No response
Gary: so what's his name then..??
Child (with a totally deadpan expression): Bumhole
Me: spits beer over floor
My 3 year old little girl kept noticing dads willy and kept asking "whats that? a willy?"
Dad would respond "No, it's a MASSIVE willy"
anyway this went on ramdomly over the next few weeks and then she stopped asking...
....till we went to the swimming pool when in her loudest voice she exclaimed "Daddy you got a MASSIVE willy"
and cue the next few cubicles crying with laughter
Dad would respond "No, it's a MASSIVE willy"
anyway this went on ramdomly over the next few weeks and then she stopped asking...
....till we went to the swimming pool when in her loudest voice she exclaimed "Daddy you got a MASSIVE willy"
and cue the next few cubicles crying with laughter
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