If you were caught in the huge Jam at the M25/M1

If you were caught in the huge Jam at the M25/M1

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veewhy

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708 posts

267 months

Monday 15th March 2004
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Brothers (& sisters),

Some bad news…

If you were caught in the huge Jam at the M25/M1 early evening and wondered what all the fuss was, I regret to inform you it was the demise of 3 brand spanking new Porkers that had either collided with another truck or had just fell off the loader as it was going up the slip to join the northbound M1, the victims were two Cézannes and one 911 Cabrio, they were all cosseted in their pre-dealer white plastic dressing gowns, and one of the Cézannes looked eerily like a huge mechanical stricken surgery patient waiting for the ambulance as it lay in an odd direction across the road, but the right way up... Sadly the back of the cabrio took a direct hit. The one other Cézanne had it's suspension tested to the max, by way of hanging off the side of the loader. Looks like 3 billy bunters are in for some bad news about delivery dates for their motors... Well I thought i would share that with you all. It’s good to share the burden of grief.

lightweight

1,165 posts

263 months

Tuesday 16th March 2004
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The punter will get told "sorry sir your car is going to be 3 weeks late due to issues at the factory" meanwhile on a Slough or Heston trading estate bodyshops prepair for cosmetic surgery!!

margo

533 posts

256 months

Tuesday 16th March 2004
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What's a Cezanne ?

dazren

22,612 posts

276 months

Tuesday 16th March 2004
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margo said:


What's a Cezanne ?

A Cayenne with special order paint job.

DAZ