Pistonheads the Movie

[ace-t]

Pitched to the suits in Hollywood it goes like this:

Young up and coming racing driver has terrible accident (run down by a lentil delivery truck) and decides from his turbo charged wheelchair to start a motoring forum - his online name - PetrolTed.

He eventually gives up work as a slave for Micro$ofts web division to realise his dream of a true online community.

However spies for anti freedom organisations (Broke - What does this stand for?) lurk in the wings along with crazy imposters (Jon Kovich - recently released on a technicality when he murdered the owner of a sports car parked in his field, psychiatrists say he had multiple personalities) who try to destroy Teds dream.


Cast

PetrolTed - George Clooney
Ernest - Pierce Brosnan
Jon Kovich - Jake Busey
Mungo - Tom Cruise
Deristrictor - Nigel Hawthorne
Flasher - Clancy Brown

How does the movie end and who else is cast?

Over to you...



Ace-T

[pmanson]

Pwig - Maculary Culkin (sp?) (Home Alone etc)

Dennis The Mennis - The "real" Dennis The Mennis

Lois - Liv Tyler


>> Edited by pmanson on Monday 15th March 22:27

[planetdave]

planetdave - himself

[dcw@pr]

I can see the reviews now... "Lifeless performance from Hawthorne"

Might need to rethink the cast a bit?

[ace-t]

Planetdave - Orlando Bloom
Mrs Fish - Catherine Zeta Jones



Ace-T

[JonRB]

ace-t said:

Deristrictor - Nigel Hawthorne

Could be a problem with that. Sir Nigel Hawthorne died in 2001.

(Edit: Damn, beaten to it by 1 minute. And delivered in a more amusing manner too. )

>> Edited by JonRB on Monday 15th March 22:29

[Mrs Fish]

ace-t said:

Mrs Fish - Catherine Zeta Jones Ace-T

Now that idea I like

[ace-t]

JonRB said:

ace-t said: Deristrictor - Nigel Hawthorne Could be a problem with that. Nigel Hawthorne died in 2001.

I know, but this is fantasy so you can have anyone you like.

Unlicenced - Macauley Culkin - Bugger beaten to it by an edit!!!!!

Couldn't resist

Ace-T

>> Edited by ace-t on Monday 15th March 22:32

>> Edited by ace-t on Monday 15th March 22:32

[planetdave]

ace-t said:

JonRB said: ace-t said: Deristrictor - Nigel Hawthorne Could be a problem with that. Nigel Hawthorne died in 2001. I know, but this is fantasy so you can have anyone you like. Unlicenced - Macauley Culkin Couldn't resist Ace-T >> Edited by ace-t on Monday 15th March 22:32

Can I have Kylie or Jolie?

[JonRB]

CarZee - Denis Leary (although obviously he'd need elocution lessons)

[planetdave]

Mrs Fish said:

ace-t said: Mrs Fish - Catherine Zeta Jones Ace-T Now that idea I like

Self esteem down a bit?

OK you may need the step ladders but you are doing fine there Lisa.

fiver to the usual address

[Mrs Fish]

JonRB said:

CarZee - Denis Leary (although obviously he'd need elocution lessons)

I was thinking more Edward Norton

[beano500]

JonRB said:

CarZee - Denis Leary (although obviously he'd need elocution lessons)

Hmmm I was thinking more.........


.........Jonny Vegas



No, no - more like Kevin Spacey, scratch the first thought

[rude girl]

Got a cracker for CarZee, but I know that if I post it, I'll be sinbinned until I retire

[ace-t]

Some more

Joospeed - John Malcovitch
Judas - Johnny Depp (bit part but very interesting )
Rude Girl - Cameron Diaz
Mannginger - Paul Bettany
Lemmonie - Marilyn Monroe
Condor - Diane Keaton

Hopefully I am not offendint too many people with this!



Ace-T

[pmanson]

Who could Leslie Nelson play? Pies?

[flasher]

Mungo= Tom Cruise

His brother is the spitting image of Tom cruise. Mungo is just a spitting image puppet!!