Shorthand - can anyone translate?

[Escort2dr]

I could do with a bit of shorthand translating (because I am a nosey bugger!) - if anyone on here could help it would be much appreciated. I will scan it in and email to you if you could PM me please.

I have put this in the business forum as well but realised there's probably not getting much chance of a reply there.

[nsmith1180]

My gran could help? Post it up or email it to me.

[EDLT]

Are you sure its not written in German?